How men and women shower.
 

HOW TO TAKE YOUR SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

She gets undressed and throws her dirty clothes in the laundry bin.

She walks to the bathroom with her bathrobe on.

If she runs into her boyfriend on the way there she quickly hides whatever part of her is exposed.

She looks at herself in the mirror and complains she is too fat.

She enters the shower with a face cloth, a sponge for her body and an exfoliating bar.

She washes her hair with a natural shampoo with 83 added vitamines

She shampoos twice.

She applies hair conditionner.

She washes her face with an oatmeal soap bar for 10 minutes.

She washes the rest of her body with zesty kiwi soap for another 7 minutes.

She finds herself fat for another 3 minutes.

She shaves her legs and her arm pits.

She exists the shower.

She dries the shower and sprays it with Tylex to keep it clean.

She dries herself with a large towel.

She examines her body, pinches her self a little. She thinks her butt is too big for about 4 minutes.

She heads back to her room with a towell around her hair and her bathrobe.

She hides her body and runs to the room if she spots her boyfriend.

It takes her 45 minutes to get dressed.


COMMENT PRENDRE SA DOUCHE COMME UN HOMME

He undresses and leaves his clothes on the floor.

He walks to the shower.

If he sees his girlfriend on the way he shows his butt and yells: "Woohoooo!!".

He stares at himself in the mirror, pumps up his chest, admires his penis, plays with his testicles and smells his fingers.

He enters the shower with 1 body cloth.

He washes his testicles and leaves hair all over the soap.

He washes his armipts.

Then, he washes his face.

He bursts out laughing because he just farted.

He washes his hair.

He reads the word "conditionner" on a bottle and wonders what it means.

He pisses in the shower.

He leaves the shower, dripping water all over the place without noticing.

He partly dries himself.

Once again he admires his penis in the mirror.

He checks out his muscles again.

He heads back to the room with a towel around his waist.

If he spots his girlfriend on the way, he removes his towell and swings his penis towards her while saying: "Hey babe!!"

He throws his humid towell on the the bed.

He dresses in 2 minutes.

He burps in expression of his satisfaction.

this very true. lol:thumbsup

Ha ha ha ha ha, way too funny. How a girl showers: not quite how my shower process happens, but how a guy showers sounds pretty accurate. :1orglaugh

welcome to 3 years ago.

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Oh so true. :thumbsup

lol...too familiar for me

now i confess....

That doesnt apply to Juicy :winkwink:

Sounds about right

thats damn funny.:thumbsup

Old but still so true!

Definitely sounds about right. I am constantly amazed women are ever able to accomplish anything in a day with all the primping they need to do. :Graucho

hey! i thought i checked my bathroom for cameras. :(

too funny. LOL :1orglaugh

mostly true:1orglaugh

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true! true! true! true! true! :thumbsup

He stares at himself in the mirror, pumps up his chest, admires his penis, plays with his testicles and smells his fingers.


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yup thats about right....

Pretty accurate :thumbsup

hehe :1orglaugh

haha funny post, alot of the shit in it is true :1orglaugh

You forgot BODY LOTION! What kind of woman doesn't use body lotion after a shower? Also gotta shave the kitty too, not just pits and legs!

Now you know the reason why it takes a long time for women to finish up!

This is all so true! :1orglaugh

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He pisses in the shower.
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I've never read it translated back to English from French before, but it's pretty much the same thing.

Verrry accurate, I'd say. Especially the "Hey Babe" part after the guy's shower. heheh