Who wants to design and build Turd.tv?
 

:) Turd needs a portfolio for his upcoming modeling gigs :) It will need to be top notch complete with galleries, clips of his talents (We've been clicker training him and he's learned alot of tricks), and maybe some sort of fan club message board. Turd t-shirts are around the corner and maybe an Ask Turd advice column.

Let's start with some simple ideas so the site can be complete and ready to submit. I have collected a ton of animal casting contacts and it's time to start something fun.

Designers?

we can do that for you. hit me up on icq or email [email protected]

see sig/icq below :thumbsup

has turd ever been in tv shows or movies or anything?

Not yet... I think he's prepared though if something came his way. He's not quite a year old yet so he has plenty of time. But so far he rides in the car with me several times a week and loves it, he loves chaos and strangers, chases the kids and their friends all over the house. He's really got the disposition for something like that.

I got a contact at hallmark that I'm gonna work on first. They have a huge line of animal themed cards and NO sphynx's at all. We'll see and I'll let you guys know what they say.

I think that the clicker training will help later on for possible commercials or even movies. He loves the "game" and he's very food driven. I use those disgusting gerber weiners in a jar cut up in littlel pieces and he'll do ANYTHING for them. Yack...

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we can handle all of your gallery needs.

We at Eroswebmaster.Com understand the demands of a special client such as Turd.

If we win the job this is what we will do:

Every morning a masseuse will arrive to Turd's house to give him that special wake up. If he's interested we'll even throw in "happy endings."

During the massage, one of our many top chefs that we have here in the office will arrive to prepare a breakfast fit for a king.

Our Eroswebmaster.Com limo will arrive shortly after where Turd will be supplied with hookers, stocked liquor cabinet and illicit drugs of his choice.

Turd will arrive at the Eroswebmaster.Com studio where not only will the red carpet be rolled out for him, but "outsource designers" will be as well. Nothing softer than walking on the prostate bodies of slave wage designers.

At the studio we will work with Turd in finding him a theme that will fit his character announcing his presence to the world.

Of course the day is always short for Turd. Once we have all the information in hand in order to proceed he will be whisked off to a local day spa where he will be treated to a facial and mud bath.

The day will not be complete without the limo returning Turd to his home where he will once again be greeted by our chef who will have prepared the dinner of his choice.

It would be our pleasure to work with Turd and boobiebucks.

You can find samples at http://www.eroswebmaster.com

my cats still have no idea what we are doing with the clicker, but the dog loves it, best tool ever..

Mmmm...I'd do anything for weiners in a jar too!

eros LOL... just make sure the eroswebmaster limo is stocked with gerber chicken weiners and you're on! :)

nathan, yeah it's the best tool ever but I need someone to train me. So far, he can "jump up" on a stool, "jump down", "sit" the most impressive, "up" beg on his hind legs, and he can go to a "mark" in which I use a penny.

I don't know what else to teach him.

www.adultoutsourcing can help you with it . . . . . .

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Please let me know if I can be of help :thumbsup

Hey, I saw your work on Sweet Roylaties very nice :thumbsup

later

hi there! I think we van offer you something :)

Sounds like a great domain for a scat site.