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Yo Adrian 05-28-2004 09:36 AM

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
 
A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bia_suicide_dc

i am a lurker 05-28-2004 09:37 AM

:1orglaugh

NinjaBen 05-28-2004 09:44 AM

HAHAHA, that's great! :1orglaugh

Yo Adrian 05-28-2004 09:45 AM

NinjaBen!! Hey buddy :) Nice to see ya here

Samantha_xox2000 05-28-2004 09:46 AM

nice , but why did he kill himself ?

PrivateEye 05-28-2004 09:46 AM

It would be hard to kill someone right in the middle of fucking your chicken :1orglaugh

BVF 05-28-2004 09:54 AM

Did they cook the Hen? I'll bet it was some good eating!

Yo Adrian 05-28-2004 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
Did they cook the Hen? I'll bet it was some good eating!
Heck yeah! Pre-basted and salted!

macker 05-28-2004 09:55 AM

omg :helpme

init 05-28-2004 10:01 AM

:eek7 i dont see how people can do that shit

wyldblyss 05-28-2004 10:03 AM

That poor hen!

x-vision 05-28-2004 10:03 AM

haha

LadyGardenSnake 05-28-2004 10:06 AM

ahh thats nothin' i once let my pet snake slide up my twat, he was missin for 3 days.untail i took a shit and i'll be damn there he was.... :1orglaugh

WebTitan 05-28-2004 10:06 AM

wow...nothing else to say on that i guess

DR_PHIL 05-28-2004 10:14 AM

once you go hen...

Yo Adrian 05-28-2004 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DR_PHIL
once you go hen...
:1orglaugh

bluedevil 05-28-2004 10:16 AM

http://teenpiccentral.com/images/crack.jpg

SmutGiant 05-28-2004 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DR_PHIL
once you go hen...
... you'd do it again?

TheFrog 05-28-2004 10:18 AM

Fuckin a chicken, attempted murder then suicide

Sounds like a typical day-in-the-life...

Rich 05-28-2004 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian
Heck yeah! Pre-basted and salted!
gross :1orglaugh

jackson 05-28-2004 10:20 AM

who fucks a hen i've heard of some crazy shit like dudes fuckin goats and shit like that but a hen? wtf is wrong with people in this world i'd kill myself too if it came to a point where the only ass i could get was from a hen

init 05-28-2004 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluedevil
http://teenpiccentral.com/images/crack.jpg
:1orglaugh

Vitasoy 05-28-2004 10:33 AM

That's just sad.

wdsguy 05-28-2004 10:34 AM

:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 05-28-2004 10:36 AM

See- just goes to show you - be careful of the chicks you fuck.

latinasojourn 05-28-2004 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian
A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...bia_suicide_dc


kind of a blow to the wife. usually gals compete with other gals for a man's attention.

but when you have to compete with livestock, it's just sad...

hope at least she got a drumstick out of the deal.

SCtyger 05-28-2004 10:51 AM

maybe this was how "cock" was coined ... did he use lube? :1orglaugh

NickPapageorgio 05-28-2004 10:51 AM

When they cooked it I wonder if it tasted anything like Jerk Chicken...

SykkBoy 05-28-2004 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by init
:eek7 i dont see how people can do that shit
well, suicide is actually quite common.....

Manowar 05-28-2004 10:55 AM

Glad he killed himself, sick fuck :1orglaugh

Fu-Q 05-28-2004 10:58 AM

thats really fucked up

emmanuelle 05-28-2004 11:00 AM

http://www.butterball.com/en/images/...rball_logo.gif

Doctor Dre 05-28-2004 11:01 AM

What the fuck is going on with thoses sickos

Rictor 05-28-2004 11:02 AM

Oh come on, you know you've all tried it.

Yo Adrian 05-28-2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
See- just goes to show you - be careful of the chicks you fuck.
LOL!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sambo 05-28-2004 11:04 AM

I keep seeing this thread and think it says.....

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hun

Ive seen it like 10 times now and everytime I do a doulble take

SykkBoy 05-28-2004 11:06 AM

I bet the chicken was asking for it...

all strutting around and "cluck cluck" here and "cluck cluck" there...
that big ole chicken ass in the air.....

steve90 05-28-2004 11:08 AM

:1orglaugh it's been a while since the last good beastyality thread

StRoGE 05-28-2004 11:14 AM

Brings a whole other meaning to "choking the chicken".

maRRtin 05-28-2004 11:16 AM

CHICKEN FUCKER!

M.

BaldBastard 05-28-2004 11:19 AM

I'm seeing no increase in typein traffic to hensex.com

BlingDaddy 05-28-2004 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by StRoGE
Brings a whole other meaning to "choking the chicken".
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

stevecore 05-28-2004 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF
Did they cook the Hen? I'll bet it was some good eating!
i heard the stuffing was delicious.

Yo Adrian 05-28-2004 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
i heard the stuffing was delicious.
:Graucho

angeleyes 05-28-2004 11:35 AM

:eek7 WTF?

Firehorse 05-29-2004 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
I bet the chicken was asking for it...

all strutting around and "cluck cluck" here and "cluck cluck" there...
that big ole chicken ass in the air.....

Too funny! :1orglaugh

SMG 05-29-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yo Adrian

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.


:1orglaugh

Marcus Aurelius 05-30-2004 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SMG
:1orglaugh
He tried to kill his wife, not the chicken. nothing funny about that.

EviLGuY 05-30-2004 12:38 AM

I hear chickens give good head. :Graucho


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