Oh Miss Google (or Google Me Up) [Lyrics]
 

Had some trouble with my AdWords
So I picked up the phone and dialed 866-Google
I knew right then she's got something for nerds
My hands were shaking could hardly doodle

She told me she's got to pull something up
You can imagine what crossed my dirty mind
I was wondering "how big are her cups?"
In my head i was giving her a grind

Then she told me that "I'm glad I could help"
I thanked her throughly, couldn't find the kleenex

Oh Little Miss Google - I'll never forget
The quickie we had on Google Toll Free
Oh Little Miss Google - I'll never forget
That day you googoogoogled me up

Google!

[ true story :) ]