I think they should just begin every news story with "_______ OWNED! "
 

For example:

REPUBLICANS OWNED: Kerry Catches Up to Bush in Pa.

By PETER JACKSON, Associated Press Writer

HARRISBURG, Pa. - John Kerry (news - web sites) has erased President Bush (news - web sites)'s lead in the swing state of Pennsylvania, according to a poll that found growing opposition to the war in Iraq (news - web sites).

Democrat Kerry is supported by 44 percent of the state's registered voters while 41 percent favor Republican Bush, making the race about even, according to the poll released Thursday by Quinnipiac University. Independent Ralph Nader (news - web sites) draws 6 percent and 7 percent are undecided.

haha, that'd be awsome