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Tala 05-26-2004 06:53 PM

GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF Tennessee!
 
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Fucking bugs. Fuckin idiots who can't drive. Fucking humidty from hell. Fucking redneck morons. Fucking cops who don't their ass from a hole in the ground.

I......WANT......OUT


I just have to keep telling myself: December of 05.....December of 05.......December of 05......

Jesus Christ, I wish my husband would HTFU and get his damn degree already so I can get the fuck OUT of this completely worthless excuse for a backwards state.


</rant>


Hmmm...time to consider some zoloft.

DreamCumTrue 05-26-2004 06:54 PM

mmmkay

stephanie m. 05-26-2004 07:06 PM

arkansas sucks too

are ya moving?

graphicsbytia 05-26-2004 07:07 PM

I live in Tennessee.. and I love it here! well of course except for the idiots who can't drive, humidty from hell, redneck morons, and cops who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground it's perfect!

:1orglaugh

Screaming 05-26-2004 07:07 PM

good luck hun but think really hard before you move, alot of places seem to have some of those qualities, i know they are plentiful around here most of the time, GOOD LUCK!!!

crockett 05-26-2004 07:11 PM

I went to Dickson ,Tenn for a computer animation course a little over a year ago.. LOL the school was pretty cool, but outside that the Hippest thing in town was Wal-Mart.. We used to go there just to check out the funky looking rednecks in cammo.

Hue G. Pness 05-26-2004 07:11 PM

Zoloft won't make you stop hating TN. You might feel less down about hating it, but it won't stop the hate.

Tala 05-26-2004 07:12 PM

I grew up here, and I sure the hell didn't like it then. I then lived in Washington state for 7 years, and miss the hell out of it. Not too hot, fewer bugs, smaller idiot ratio, and the rednecks tended to stay hidden for fear that the freaks would hunt them down and squash them or something.

I wanna go back. But nooooooooooooooooooooooo, hubby wants to go someplace where he can fuckin surf. :feels-hot

Translation: California. I'll be there maybe a month before I go postal.


someone Fed-Ex me a supply of prozac. :helpme

Stewie 05-26-2004 07:17 PM

We have lived in numerous states, and our 2 years in Memphis, TN were the worst by far!!

Jamdin 05-26-2004 07:23 PM

All the driving idiots in Kansas must be related to all the Tennessee ones

pimplink 05-26-2004 07:43 PM

Keep your cool, lady.

TweetyBird 05-26-2004 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimplink
Keep your cool, lady.
I copy that :)

KRL 05-26-2004 07:48 PM

Plus Tennessee is one of the top anti-porn states for obscenity prosecutions.

:1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-26-2004 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
I grew up here, and I sure the hell didn't like it then. I then lived in Washington state for 7 years, and miss the hell out of it. Not too hot, fewer bugs, smaller idiot ratio, and the rednecks tended to stay hidden for fear that the freaks would hunt them down and squash them or something.

I wanna go back. But nooooooooooooooooooooooo, hubby wants to go someplace where he can fuckin surf. :feels-hot

Translation: California. I'll be there maybe a month before I go postal.


someone Fed-Ex me a supply of prozac. :helpme

big wave surfing in northern cal.. only a hop skip and a jump from WA :thumbsup

ADL_Christy 05-26-2004 08:08 PM

I grew up in Tennessee. I loved it then. Have lived in Orlando for about 7 years now, I don't think I could go back. I do think it would suck to live there and be in this industry for sure.

murray_dawg 05-26-2004 08:09 PM

do u need donatiuns?

SleazyDream 05-26-2004 08:10 PM

don't come to manitoba then lol

DeanCapture 05-26-2004 08:10 PM

Hahahaha - I'm a Memphis boy myself - but live in San Diego now :thumbsup

I feel your pain :1orglaugh

PrivateEye 05-26-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stephanie m.
arkansas sucks too

are ya moving?

What part of Arkansas are you from ?

We are at spring river.

Tala 05-26-2004 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeanCapture
Hahahaha - I'm a Memphis boy myself - but live in San Diego now :thumbsup

I feel your pain :1orglaugh

I think the husband wants to move out to Simi Valley or to San Diego. He hasn't decided that one yet.

I was stationed in San Dawg for about 9 months and liked it there. We'll see. :)

Tala 05-26-2004 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Plus Tennessee is one of the top anti-porn states for obscenity prosecutions.

:1orglaugh

Just another reason to get me the hell out of here. :BangBang:

Raven 05-26-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
I grew up here, and I sure the hell didn't like it then. I then lived in Washington state for 7 years, and miss the hell out of it. Not too hot, fewer bugs, smaller idiot ratio, and the rednecks tended to stay hidden for fear that the freaks would hunt them down and squash them or something.

I wanna go back. But nooooooooooooooooooooooo, hubby wants to go someplace where he can fuckin surf. :feels-hot

Translation: California. I'll be there maybe a month before I go postal.


someone Fed-Ex me a supply of prozac. :helpme

Tala....it's simply not politically correct to say redneck in Washington State.....tsk tsk....

But, the rednecks are not quite as vocal here, that's true. Nor are they as visible...and you're right...damned few bugs with most of them recognisable....

I can't say I agree about the idiot ratio...everywhere I've lived had a pretty high quotient.

But, we do have the mountains, the ocean, the trees....I'll go outside for you and send you WA thoughts, while I stand barefoot on the grass (which you can't do in Tennesee because of the deadly fire ants) and I'll blow you a gentle breeze from today and hope you go where you want to be as soon as possible, because I know how you feel.

Tala 05-26-2004 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
don't come to manitoba then lol
Hadn't considered it. But at least I'd have snow in the winter! :)

Tam 05-26-2004 08:23 PM

Try living in Kentucky for a little while......... THEN you will think Tennessee is a breath of frsh fucking air...... LMAO

You haven't SEEN renecks and idiots that can't drive til you have been here!! I swear I think these fucks think they are driving in a bumper car ride at the fair sometimes. LMAO

Tala 05-26-2004 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven
Tala....it's simply not politically correct to say redneck in Washington State.....tsk tsk....

But, the rednecks are not quite as vocal here, that's true. Nor are they as visible...and you're right...damned few bugs with most of them recognisable....

I can't say I agree about the idiot ratio...everywhere I've lived had a pretty high quotient.

But, we do have the mountains, the ocean, the trees....I'll go outside for you and send you WA thoughts, while I stand barefoot on the grass (which you can't do in Tennesee because of the deadly fire ants) and I'll blow you a gentle breeze from today and hope you go where you want to be as soon as possible, because I know how you feel.

Thank you Raven. :) Hopefully I'll be visiting in late October or early November, to see Marty. I really do appreciate the thoughts. :)

webmaster x 05-26-2004 10:46 PM

Watch your temper....

Tala 05-26-2004 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
Watch your temper....
Well aren't you just a happy party pooper. :(

VideoJ 05-27-2004 12:22 AM

If you're going to Ca, try Santa Cruz. You got the ocean on one side with some of the better surfing spots around and the mountains and trees on the other side. few bugs, almost no idiots and red necks, and the drivers aren't as bad as Miami's. Biggest negative is the cost of living but that's true anywhere south of San Francisco.


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