Bush-lovers, stay away from this post (new top 13 list)
 

TOP 13 NICEST THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT PREZNIT DUBYA!

13. He spends most of his time on vacation.

12. He's not here right now.

11. He has a healthy appetite for such a picky eater.

10. His bowels are fully functional.

9. He doesn't let the fact that his father kept him out of Vietnam by helping him cut in line for the Texas Air National Guard prevent him from calling genuine war heroes like John Kerry, Max Cleeland and John McCain unpatriotic America-haters.

8. There is no documentary evidence to prove that he has engaged in cannibalism.

7. He's a carbon-based life form.

6. He has yet to bring about the End of All Things.

5. Unlike Dick Cheney, he's too stupid to understand how evil he is.

4. His grandmother still has a real nice head of hair.

3. He's doing as good a job as could be expected, given his limitations.

2. After a boisterous period of "youthful indiscretion," he quit snorting cocaine, cheating on his wife and driving drunk in his mid-to-late 30's.

1. He only got a half-million votes less than Al Gore in 2000.