Deserted Island...
 

For the guys.

To get off the island would you have your choice of:

A. Drive a nail through your cock
B. Eat one of your own eyeballs
C. Cut off a leg

...what do you do?

I'd just stay there.

dang it...

ok there are wolves there too...

...hungry wolves...

Nail through the cock. There might even be a few people posting here who already have done this.

i'll stay here with ya.

stay right the hell there is what i would choose if i was a guy

fuck that shit i wouldn't do any of those i'd just chill the fuck out

Stay there and claim its my island

For whatever reason I was thinking about the guy who had a tree fall on him in the woods when I wrote this. The guy who cut his own leg off with a little pocket knife. Just thinking about finally getting to that point where you're like..."Ok leg, well it's been fun..."

Got to be a fucked up decision...

big difference between being pinned under a tree somewhere and sipping margaritas on the beach under a coconut tree.

hehe fucked up indeed

Well my original thought wasn't palm trees and margaritas. I was thinking more along the lines of just a sand lump in the ocean somewhere...

...it doesn't matter though. I should have been more specific in the situation description.

Kill the wolves and eat them, then go look for hula girls :glugglug

and offer them fresh wolf meat in exchange for sex.

yea fugg that, I'd take my chances on the island...

think about it...what solice...to be away from all the bullshit, i might enjoy it...at the same time keeping my penis, my leg, and whatever in tact...


:thumbsup