Computer implants
 

"... a computer small and smart enough to be injected into the neck and attach itself to the spine via nanotechnology. "

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my behavior is not my fault. the computer implated in my head crashed!
we are reprogrming at this very moment.

hell, yes. that works for me.

that would get me out of a lot of fuck ups.

I can see those down the road.. people like to be connected. Well MOST people.. I wish I could give a fuck if people want to get a hold of me.

where would the control-alt-delete buttons be?

thats ridiculous theres no reason to ever have them implant any computer into you who knows what they're monitoring

heart rate, blood pressure, white cell count, colesterol..... hockey game

Part human, part machine?

No fucking way am I having surgery to implant someting that goes in my body and then has to be taken out every 6 months because it's obsolete...

hopefully it won't run on Windows or we're all screwed.