GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - I will pay you to help me win a dvd player from lendewd......

I would really like to win a dvd player from lensman and if you guys will help me do this I'll pay ya with a funny.
Please, I'm not asking for your first born kid...just let me know if I made ya at least smile with this one......
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They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you
sell it!! Well, here's a good BOAT story!!

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept
pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group of
out-of-staters who sank it.

Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of
touch all that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got back
on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery.

A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said: "I'm so sorry for
your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort
of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her
bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was
always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole
in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked
like crazy. I guess what finally finished
her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I
warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her
anyway.
The darn fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the
middle!"

The old woman fainted.

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