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Grimez 01-11-2001 11:16 PM

Do penis enlargement programs work?
 
Do those program actually put inches on your dick? I'm gonna add about 5 inches to my dick. That way i'll have 7 inches of man meat!
Seriously, someone did ask if it works. And no this isn't one of those after school shows when they guy is asking for a "FRIEND".

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Wizzo 01-12-2001 01:47 PM

I think Lensman used one Because Tanker said his cock looks like a baby's arm with a carberator on the end of it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif


G-Man 01-12-2001 03:41 PM

I must reply to this thread also, If you really do want to ENLARGE yourself ......

LOL

Have you ever seen one of those pics floating around of guys that do saline injection on their scrotums!!

They fill there fucking bags till they are huge, and I am told that it is an aid to stretching the flesh on the shaft of the penis. If the skin stretches enough, your dick actually should get larger when at full erection. Hopefully it just does not look like one of the WRINKLE DOGS.

If you get carried away your cock might end up like the skin on a pitt bulls neck, would that not suck!!!


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Rip 01-12-2001 04:03 PM

hmmm

maybe the question is;

if you signed up for the program and it didn't work would you tell anyone?

if you already had a big cock (like me) would it get so large that it was in danger of being used for a baseball bat?

I think the easy answer is that, it's a lot like ladies cosmetics, anti wrinkle cream, anti cellulite massager, etc etc, the results are in the eye of the beholder http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/wink.gif

on that topic, did you ever hear of this (a true story btw)
a cocaine user who wanted to have a more pleasureable erection injected his penis with cocaine. He had a large painful erection which turned dark blue, after a couple days of it not going down, he went to the hospital, at which point it fell off, maybe from gangrene or something http://bbs.gofuckyourself.com/board/eek.gif

Grimez 01-12-2001 06:50 PM

I've heard of rubbing cocaine around the head of the penis to make it sorta numb. But how is that enjoyable?

Scraper 01-12-2001 10:09 PM

Well, I've never used one of these programs.
But I don't need to.

Because I'm hung like a baby:
9 pounds, 3 ounces.

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Grimez 01-12-2001 10:27 PM

Has anyone seen the picture of the dick in Scary Movie (baby dick)? If not you have to rent that movie.

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Cindy 01-13-2001 02:23 AM

It not all size that counts, but it does help!

Jamdin 01-14-2001 01:40 AM

Yes & no, Grimez. There's a lot of factors that figure in with gaining inches. Basically, you need to have the following:
1) Flat stomach (no beer gut)
2) Balanced diet (this goes with #1)
3) Either a pump or alot of excising the penile muscle with your hand
4) Have to stick to all the above

I used a pump a few years ago & noticed some improvements while erect. Check out the story I wrote about it at http://amateur-alley.porncity.net/1203/pumping.html (there's a link to a great pumping site)

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pipeking 12-11-2003 10:10 AM

Bump. ;)

Cash 12-11-2003 10:34 AM

Yes, of course they work, take a look:
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loverboy 12-11-2003 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfreak
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swami 12-11-2003 12:45 PM

I dont know if it works or not but it makes money

TheGoldenChild 12-11-2003 01:00 PM

they sell-

that's all that matters.


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