If I masturbate while working...
 

can I sue myself for sexual harrassment?

I've asked this before but never received a definitive answer.

Have you ever consulted an attorney about this issue?
If you have, I would LOVE to know what he/she said. lol

if youve only just started in a new job you could say you had to work a week in hand

Interesting question. Would have to pay yourself the settlement!

Insurance...hmmmm.

It'd be hard to be at both tables at the same time in the court room.

Maybe they'll take you on the People's Court.

Get out more

Before you ask yourself again, CONTACT YOUR ATTORNEY. These situations can get ugly real quick. Who knows what you're liable to do to yourself.

:2 cents:

Attorney?? How about a shrink?

You could, but out of respect for all parties concerned I would settle out of court. I mean you still have to live with yourself after all this (sticky,creamy,globular) mess is over. :glugglug

be careful. if you lose the case u might have to pay yourself for damages & attorney fees.

you'll be the defense & prosecution lawyer, the suspect & the victim, gosh 2 in one? multiple personality