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KRL 05-25-2004 10:57 AM

The Catholic Church Forced To Start Closing Churches
 
Payback's a bitch. Think of all the money these scammers have sucked out of people's pockets with their weekly ritual circus act over the past hundred years. At least the truth is finally nailing them to the cross like the bs they promote.


Boston Archdiocese Closing 60 Parishes

BOSTON - The Boston Archdiocese will close 60 of its 357 parishes, a massive restructuring brought on partly by the clergy sex abuse scandal that aggravated already shrinking Mass attendance and weekly collections.

Archbishop Sean O'Malley announced the parish closings Tuesday, completing a process that began in December when he said the Roman Catholic archdiocese would be forced to undergo a major downsizing.

He said the reduction was needed because of declining Mass attendance, a shortage of priests and the inability of the archdiocese to support struggling parishes in the midst of a financial crisis caused in part by the abuse crisis.

The announcement was dreaded by parishioners and pastors, who received word about the fate of their churches in letters from O'Malley delivered Tuesday morning, just hours before he released the complete list of closings during a news conference.

The parishes will not close immediately but will gradually shutter through the end of the year.

Fletch XXX 05-25-2004 10:58 AM

burn mother fuckers burn

thomas paine is laughing in his grave

:thumbsup

DreamCumTrue 05-25-2004 10:59 AM

huh...

Vox 05-25-2004 11:01 AM

Woo Hoo! more properties for condo projects.

stev0 05-25-2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vox
Woo Hoo! more properties for condo projects.
:1orglaugh

I won't be shedding any tears... religion is mind control!

sumphatpimp 05-25-2004 11:04 AM

yeah, its because of YOU fuckers I got to get a night job delivering Pizza !

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Helix 05-25-2004 11:04 AM

You got it all wrong, there is nothing to worry about. They are just jobbing out the clergy work to India. More salvation for a cheaper price.

:1orglaugh

LauraLee 05-25-2004 11:05 AM

EVERYTHING goes full circle.

Go Fuck My Grandmother 05-25-2004 11:07 AM

Good news. ALL churches should be closed, including the little Protestant/whatever ones.

Religion is bullshit, and everyone who believes in one or more G/god(s) is retarded.

sumphatpimp 05-25-2004 11:10 AM

bow down !
I am your next God

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tbabe 05-25-2004 11:11 AM

they should just pass the collection plate a few more times each mass. GIVE TILL IT HURTS

12clicks 05-25-2004 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Payback's a bitch. Think of all the money these scammers have sucked out of people's pockets with their weekly ritual circus act over the past hundred years. At least the truth is finally nailing them to the cross like the bs they promote.



how childish.

fudpuck 05-25-2004 11:34 AM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
how childish.
Huh?

Axeman 05-25-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
burn mother fuckers burn

thomas paine is laughing in his grave

:thumbsup

:thumbsup

cayne 05-25-2004 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
bow down !
I am your next God

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Go away with Oprah... :helpme

JFK 05-25-2004 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
burn mother fuckers burn

thomas paine is laughing in his grave

:thumbsup

Right On :thumbsup

Bansheelinks 05-25-2004 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Payback's a bitch. Think of all the money these scammers have sucked out of people's pockets with their weekly ritual circus act over the past hundred years.
KRL, my man, the last 100 hundred years? Make that the last 1700 years. In the Middle Ages, the Church totally dominated everyone's life.......their promises of eternal hellfire if one didn't get with their program went along way to oppress everyone under their iron fist. Just ask Galileo. Thank goodness for the Scientific Revolution and good ole secular humanism.

:2 cents:

Elli 05-25-2004 12:05 PM

The end of an era, holy cow. They still own prime slices of real estate, though. It'll be interesting to see how they convert that to cash dollars. Probably will take 20 years to sell the properties, then build a few more churches somewhere else. Sounds like good business, to me, and if nothing else, the Catholic Church is a prime example of smart business.

EviLGuY 05-25-2004 12:15 PM

Its a good thing in my books. :321GFY em.

KRL 05-25-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
how childish.
Geeee wizzy you think so?

OK :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wake up and look at these clowns in robes.

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marcu5 05-25-2004 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
how childish.

I usually never judge or say anything to you, but why do you always take the side of evil. I consider what the Catholic church much much worse. But no, you choose to focus in on someone making a very valid point.

Shagpipe 05-25-2004 08:59 PM

Thank God

Screaming 05-25-2004 09:02 PM

cant say it should hurt them too much they are the richest church in the world are they not

Living For Today 05-25-2004 09:04 PM

Good to see. The sooner people realise religion is a crock of shit the better.

Baal 05-25-2004 09:13 PM

They should just set up a merchant account and sell subscriptions to the church instead of begging for money during mass. They could set up recurring monthly billing, and cross-sell Indulgences. I'm sure charge-backs would be minimal... who would want to rip-off God?

riosluts 05-25-2004 09:16 PM

I read an article a few years ago that every year so forth, there is a decreasing percentage of Catholics.

Mr. Marks 05-25-2004 11:03 PM

It's about time the catholic churches get a wake up call!

aaron 05-25-2004 11:04 PM

no donation? no salvation!! :1orglaugh

Joe Citizen 05-25-2004 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Payback's a bitch. Think of all the money these scammers have sucked out of people's pockets with their weekly ritual circus act over the past hundred years. At least the truth is finally nailing them to the cross like the bs they promote.

"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that; I'm right, and I will be proved right. We are more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first -- rock'n'roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."
-- John Lennon

:glugglug

jackson 05-25-2004 11:06 PM

its horrible that they have to close so many down i just read in the paper the other day that they are closing 20 in my area.. most of them due to the lack of money and followers

Babagirls 05-25-2004 11:10 PM

im catholic but i dont go to church.

sorry, but i can pray from home and still practice my religion without wasting gas money and a few bucks in the collection bin (which i dont know where its going), just to show my love for my religion. :2 cents:

Joe Citizen 05-25-2004 11:11 PM

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Originally posted by jackson
its horrible that they have to close so many down i just read in the paper the other day that they are closing 20 in my area.. most of them due to the lack of money and followers
It's not horrible it's good.

Fuck Christianity.

It's days are numbered.

webmaster x 05-25-2004 11:13 PM

Now. we are all going to hell....

Joe Citizen 05-25-2004 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by webmaster x
Now. we are all going to hell....
See you there!

:rasta

smokingdawn 05-25-2004 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
bow down !
I am your next God

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Oh god no!

fudpuck 05-25-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Baal
They should just set up a merchant account and sell subscriptions to the church instead of begging for money during mass. They could set up recurring monthly billing, and cross-sell Indulgences. I'm sure charge-backs would be minimal... who would want to rip-off God?
Recurring tithes...

pure energy 05-25-2004 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babagirls
im catholic but i dont go to church.

sorry, but i can pray from home and still practice my religion without wasting gas money and a few bucks in the collection bin (which i dont know where its going), just to show my love for my religion. :2 cents:


Good point although I wonder what the devout catholics have to say about that.


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