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Three turtles decide to have a picnic. after packing their food and drinks and supplies, they head off but the picnic grounds are ten miles away and they can only travel one mile per day. After ten long days, they arrive at the picnic grounds and start to unpack. After a they have everything spread out around them, Carl notices that they don't have a bottle opener.

"Bob, where's the bottle opener," Carl asks.
"Don't ask me, I though Pete brought it. Pete, where's the bottle opener?"
"Don't look at me, you were supposed to bring it!"

So, the three turtles argue for a while but nothing gets resolved. They are all hungry and thirsty so finally they draw straws to see who has to go back for the bottle opener. Carl loses.

"If I go, you'll eat all the food! It will take me ten days to get there and ten days to get back and when I get back there won't be anything left for me!"

Pete and Bob promised Carl that they would wait for him to get back. The turtles argues for hours with Pete and Bob swearig to wait for Carl to get back. Finally, Carl agreed but he wasn't very happy about it. It was getting dark and they didn't want to wait any longer so Carl set off while bob and Pete packed everything back up.

Ten days went past and Bob and Pete kept their promise to Carl. Then fifteen days passed and sixteen, then twenty. Bob and Pete were getting VERY hungry but they had made a promis to Carl and they wanted to keep it. Finally, after thirty days of waiting for Carl to return, Pete and Bob realized that he wasn't coming back so they opened the picnic basket and started to spread out the food.

Then, just as Bob took a bite from his sandwich, Carl jumped out from behind a bush and yelled, "Hah! I knew it, I'm not fucking going!"

SpaceAce