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LadyMischief 05-24-2004 07:40 AM

My house is a slaughterhouse today.....
 
Little corpses are littering the house upstairs and down.. the cats found a family of mice and decimated them, one by one. I keep stumbling over more corpses, and I woke up to them killing the mother this morning. They started killing the babies last night around 9 pm or so, and it went on all through the night. Thumpthump Squeak thumpthump squeak.

It's so wet outside the mice are being driven in, and the last fucking thing I need is a mouse infestation. Little fuckers. GRR!!! I can't wait to move! :P

On a side note, I'm surprised at my little female cat. My males are 14 pounds and 19 pounds, and they just play with the mice.. my little female is like 5 pounds and she is an executioner. She killed two mice to their every one, and she was fierce doing it. Wow

Anyways, I'm done babbling now.. I'm so tired I'm crosseyed though I hardly slept a wink all night long.

Boogie3 05-24-2004 07:41 AM

Cats are cool, that's what you feed them for.

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boogie3
Cats are cool, that's what you feed them for.
Well I know mousetraps sure wouldn't do the job with these little bastards. :)

Furious_Male 05-24-2004 07:45 AM

Females are generally the better hunters. The males usually don't give a shit. Good thing you have them can you imagine going through that with no cats.

fro n ss 05-24-2004 07:45 AM

i hate rats thats why i bought a snake to try and kill as many as i can :2 cents:

PBucksLauren 05-24-2004 07:50 AM

OOoooh Lucky to wake up to that lol

NikkiNevada 05-24-2004 07:52 AM

thumpthump squeak, thumpthump squeak :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Obviously it doesn't take that much to amuse me...

johnbosh 05-24-2004 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fro n ss
i hate rats thats why i bought a snake to try and kill as many as i can :2 cents:
watchout or he kills you:p

Lord Helpus 05-24-2004 08:00 AM

Yuck. This week my dogs keep coming in the house with little tiny dead baby birds. They must be falling out of a nest somewhere on my property that I can't seem to locate. What a disgusting mess. I feel for you, although it's nicer to get rid of mice than cute little birdies...

Ross 05-24-2004 08:05 AM

Holy shit that sucks balls. I'd hate to have mice lying dead in my house.

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
Females are generally the better hunters. The males usually don't give a shit. Good thing you have them can you imagine going through that with no cats.
Yeah especially with all the clothing in storage and a new baby. Hantavirus is a bad thing.

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
thumpthump squeak, thumpthump squeak :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Obviously it doesn't take that much to amuse me...

I could keep you CAPTIVATED :P

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
Holy shit that sucks balls. I'd hate to have mice lying dead in my house.
I'm glad the kids are smart enough not to touch them. Usually dead little things inspire a lot of compassion in my daughter, but the dead mice didn't seem to overly upset her. Guess she saw how hard I cried when the little fuckers destroyed my antique chair while it was in storage.

smokingdawn 05-24-2004 08:46 AM

That sounds like fun!

fris 05-24-2004 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
thumpthump squeak, thumpthump squeak :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Obviously it doesn't take that much to amuse me...

you're so cute :p

Basic_man 05-24-2004 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boogie3
Cats are cool, that's what you feed them for.
Cats are stupid !

Malezia 05-24-2004 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fro n ss
i hate rats thats why i bought a snake to try and kill as many as i can :2 cents:
I always wanted a snake

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basic_man
Cats are stupid !
Haven't met many, or you haven't watched them.... or you're clueless :P

NikkiNevada 05-24-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
I could keep you CAPTIVATED :P
You crack me up :Graucho

NikkiNevada 05-24-2004 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
you're so cute :p
lol :winkwink:

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
You crack me up :Graucho
Somebody say crack? I like the pink kind! *licks lips*

NikkiNevada 05-24-2004 09:05 AM

LadyM! Post some pics of your killer cats! I absolutely LOVE cats :thumbsup

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:08 AM

http://www.memoriesbytreasure.com/portfolio/wacko-2.jpg

He's my 19 pound monster...

http://www.memoriesbytreasure.com/portfolio/169.jpg

He's my 14 pound loverboy... I don't have any of my female online. I will post some later. :)

NikkiNevada 05-24-2004 09:11 AM

Awww :) Those are really good shots! You're makin' me miss my cats :(

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
Awww :) Those are really good shots! You're makin' me miss my cats :(
The boys are 6 (they are littermates) and the little female is almost 4.

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:13 AM

Btw, thanks for the compliment Nikki :) You can see a few more of my pics at http://www.memoriesbytreasure.com/html/portfolio.html :)

NakedBo 05-24-2004 09:19 AM

Wow those are some killer cats. Do they bring them to you? My cats used to do that. When they caught something, they came bringing it to me like a present.

HAPPYPEEKERS 05-24-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Haven't met many, or you haven't watched them.... or you're clueless :P
I have always heard that cats are just like tigers...
They will kill their prey and take it back to their family ... Just like when a cat kills a mouse or bird and proudly brings it to its owner.. puts it on the porch or displays it in the middle of the floor.. Just for you :-))
It just means they love ya and cats are very very intellegent...
Mine is dead now.. but he was intellegent lol :2 cents:

fris 05-24-2004 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
The boys are 6 (they are littermates) and the little female is almost 4.
you have too much pussy in your house.

NikkiNevada 05-24-2004 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Btw, thanks for the compliment Nikki :) You can see a few more of my pics at http://www.memoriesbytreasure.com/html/portfolio.html :)
Wow, I'm impressed! You took all those? Took me a while to get through 'em all, but here's my favs...

03 (lake)
209
234
289
281 (adorable)
Here, have a hat! (are those your kids? they're darling!)

KRL 05-24-2004 09:40 AM

I used to raise mice in High School. Had about 30 of them and was trying to generate new colors and types for a science project.

Saw one of my neighbors who was an old fucker that hated all the kids in the neighborhood pounding something on the driveway with a big shovel. My friends and I walked over to see what he was doing and it was a little mouse he was trying to crush.

So my friends and I told him to stop and he told us to go to hell.

So we grabbed some rocks and nailed the fucking old goat.

:ak47:

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NakedBo
Wow those are some killer cats. Do they bring them to you? My cats used to do that. When they caught something, they came bringing it to me like a present.
They tried a few times but realized that mama wasn't happy with them, so now they just drop them where they're dead :)

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiNevada
Wow, I'm impressed! You took all those? Took me a while to get through 'em all, but here's my favs...

03 (lake)
209
234
289
281 (adorable)
Here, have a hat! (are those your kids? they're darling!)

Yes I took them all, and thank you. And yes. those are my kids. I don't have any of my more recent stuff up.. I haven't had time to update in ages. I will get around to that this week JUST for you :)

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I used to raise mice in High School. Had about 30 of them and was trying to generate new colors and types for a science project.

Saw one of my neighbors who was an old fucker that hated all the kids in the neighborhood pounding something on the driveway with a big shovel. My friends and I walked over to see what he was doing and it was a little mouse he was trying to crush.

So my friends and I told him to stop and he told us to go to hell.

So we grabbed some rocks and nailed the fucking old goat.

:ak47:

Haha nice! I LOVE pet mice.. I used to breed Gerbils for pet shops.. But field mice are vermin, and especially around here where they are known carriers of deadly hantavirus, I'm glad to let the cats deal with them.

But like I say, I do like the pet ones. They don't carry deadly disease :)

myjah 05-24-2004 09:49 AM

that's funny...I hate mice so I would have been cheering the kitty's on

Babaganoosh 05-24-2004 09:49 AM

Cats are brutal. I had never heard a baby mouse scream before my cat got one. Most of the mice just left on their own. I guess they figured the elements would be kinder to them than the cat would be.

http://adultdevil.com/dexter.jpg

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 10:04 AM

I think the mice around here are getting the hint. It's like the animal kingdom's version of Tianamen Square or something..

LexiLexxx 05-24-2004 10:23 AM

I loved the Pics.!!!

The kids are so cute!
Nice to see what you
talk about.

I love the Pics. of the guys jumping off the bridge!

:thumbsup

NakedBo 05-24-2004 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
They tried a few times but realized that mama wasn't happy with them, so now they just drop them where they're dead :)


And how many have they killed so far? Must be a dead mouse farm at your house when they are comming in to your house because it's wet outside.

You've got some great looking cats btw

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LexiLexxx
I loved the Pics.!!!

The kids are so cute!
Nice to see what you
talk about.

I love the Pics. of the guys jumping off the bridge!

:thumbsup

Thank you :)

LadyMischief 05-24-2004 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NakedBo
And how many have they killed so far? Must be a dead mouse farm at your house when they are comming in to your house because it's wet outside.

You've got some great looking cats btw

Thanks, and the current body count is 8 I believe....they seem to have found another though....

Kicker 05-24-2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Cats are brutal. I had never heard a baby mouse scream before my cat got one. Most of the mice just left on their own. I guess they figured the elements would be kinder to them than the cat would be.

http://adultdevil.com/dexter.jpg

:1orglaugh


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