Maxim Jokes this month....
 

I'm playing a poker tourney and need something to do between hands. Couple of jokes from this months Maxim.




Immediately after mass one Sunday morning, a man stops to shake the preacher's hand.
"That was a goddamned fine sermon you gave today," the man tells the preacher. "Goddamned fine!"
"Thank you sir," the preacher answers, "but I'd rather you didn't use that kind of foul, blasphemous language in the Lord's house."
"You know, I was so goddamned impressed with that fucking sermon I put $5,000 in the goddamned offering plate!" says the man.
"No shit?" says the preacher.

Just before an American wrestler takes on a Russian opponent, his coach warns him to avoid the Russky's unbeatable "pretzel" move.
The match starts, and the Russian quickly gets the American doubled over in the pretzel. The coach can't beart to watch...then he looks up to see his wrestler pinning the Russian.
"How'd you do it?" the coach asks after the match.
"I saw this pair of balls in front of my face," the wrestler replies. "So I just bit them."
"It wokred!" the coach exclaims.
"No," says the wrestler. "But it's amazing how strong you get when your testicles get bitten."

Thats worth a chuckle. :winkwink:

Are you playing on Party Poker?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yes. Only place I play atm.

lol heh thanks needed that.

nice ones

wtf I just tried this partypoker bullshit and it tells me I have poker boat open...I dont even have poker boat fucking installed atm.:feels-hot

What's your nick? And what do you play? Just finished playing a few tournys there..

You have ICQ?

stocktrader

In a shitty limit tourney right now. Play damn near every day on pretty much anything though.