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DeadFidel 05-24-2004 03:11 AM

You find a briefcase with $92,500 cash in it, what would YOU do?
 
No one sees you find it.
It is real money in $50's and $20's. It could be drug money or an old mans lifes savings; you don't know.
What whould you do?

mandrake 05-24-2004 03:13 AM

spend spend spend

Reak 05-24-2004 03:13 AM

invest 50%
rest on the bank

Johny Traffic 05-24-2004 03:14 AM

spend it

Vitasoy 05-24-2004 03:14 AM

My mind would tell me to keep it, my heart tells me to report it. :helpme

newsdude 05-24-2004 03:18 AM

I hope its not marked! I'd spend half and keep half! :1orglaugh

Blinky 05-24-2004 03:20 AM

Stash it.

If some old guy has lost it, you can always hand it in. If no one is after it, watch your back, make sure no one knows, then spend it. :thumbsup

blazin 05-24-2004 03:20 AM

Finders keepers :thumbsup

cafeaulait 05-24-2004 03:23 AM

Fly to Vegas, put half on red and half on black, cash in the winning chips for clean money and walk.

Jer 05-24-2004 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vitasoy
My mind would tell me to keep it, my heart tells me to report it. :helpme
Same here. But I'm almost sure I would try to find who owns the money and hand it to him/her.

DeadFidel 05-24-2004 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cafeaulait
Fly to Vegas, put half on red and half on black, cash in the winning chips for clean money and walk.
With that kind of logic zero greens would drop:1orglaugh

JFK 05-24-2004 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeadFidel
No one sees you find it.
It is real money in $50's and $20's. It could be drug money or an old mans lifes savings; you don't know.
What whould you do?

the real question is why 92,500? Why not more , or less ? I would keep it, however would keep an eye on the news papers in the area, in case it is the life savings of someone If that story checked out I would more than likely return it. :2 cents:

Ross 05-24-2004 03:34 AM

Hand it in. I'd rather make my money knowing I earned and some old person isn't taking a heart attack coz he lost so much.

beemk 05-24-2004 03:35 AM

take it, dont go spending a ton of it in one place (or any to begin with), dont tell a soul, and watch the newspapers.

NakedBo 05-24-2004 03:39 AM

Save it up for about a year, in case some druglord comes to me and wants his money back, then I would spend it, invest it ect

cafeaulait 05-24-2004 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeadFidel
With that kind of logic zero greens would drop:1orglaugh
Damn, we don't have "zero green" in the UK, okay I 'd do it here then :winkwink:

Lykos 05-24-2004 03:41 AM

I just wish i find it:Graucho

EviLGuY 05-24-2004 03:43 AM

I'd probably take it and do something with it.

I cant think of any reason someone that makes an honest living would carry around 90+k in cash.

boyw_utr 05-24-2004 03:44 AM

Keep it and spend it.......

pimplink 05-24-2004 03:44 AM

I'll wait till someone reports that he/she is missing a briefcase with money in it, then I'll give it back!

P.S. I'm such an angel, am I not? :)

James White 05-24-2004 03:47 AM

I'd keep it, stash it for a long.. long time. Then find a way to exchange the bills in case for marks. Then i'd take it and invest it all and pretent like i never had it in the first place.

*AHEM*

ON THE RECORD:

I would turn it into police, if they dont want it.. i'd donate it to childrens charity

ClamSmacker 05-24-2004 03:50 AM

:ak47: It would appear you have found my pocket money! Can I have it back now?

skillfull 05-24-2004 03:54 AM

wait for a year, if unreclamed, keep the half and give the other half to charity :2 cents:

DeadFidel 05-24-2004 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cafeaulait
Damn, we don't have "zero green" in the UK, okay I 'd do it here then :winkwink:
Are you sure? There has to be a least one green zero. There is no such thing as a 50/50 bet that I know of. (flip of a coin aside)

steve90 05-24-2004 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazin
Finders keepers :thumbsup
Damn right :thumbsup

McKracken 05-24-2004 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Same here. But I'm almost sure I would try to find who owns the money and hand it to him/her.
yeah right you would buy the local surfboard shop!

shermo 05-24-2004 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeadFidel
Are you sure? There has to be a least one green zero. There is no such thing as a 50/50 bet that I know of. (flip of a coin aside)
We do have a table without Green at Mandalay Bay. :thumbsup

Raf1 05-24-2004 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazin
Finders keepers :thumbsup

The Dawg 05-24-2004 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blazin
Finders keepers :thumbsup
What he said. :)

johnbosh 05-24-2004 04:21 AM

Hmmst first opiniun I take it but after a few days, I think my mind come play up

samuel 05-24-2004 04:22 AM

save, save, travel, travel.. fuck fuck..

:glugglug

Samuel

More Booze 05-24-2004 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boyw_utr
Keep it and spend it.......

cool1 05-24-2004 04:23 AM

Keep it of course

B40 05-24-2004 06:11 AM

That's a tough one....first thought is you'd probably want to keep it, but then if you think about the person who lost it and if you have even a bit of morals, it could go either way

PrivateIvy 05-24-2004 06:12 AM

but LOTS of shoes !!!!

:winkwink:

Ivy

Herb Kornfield 05-24-2004 06:13 AM

Invest it 100% in case I have to hand it back and pocket all the interest....

If no one comes to get it in 10 years, then, its all mine.

hydro 05-24-2004 06:15 AM

first id buy $92,500 worth of traffic

B-Eazy 05-24-2004 06:15 AM

Invest in a columbian cocain lab.

WebTitan 05-24-2004 06:23 AM

have a GOOD time

Paul Waters 05-24-2004 07:05 AM

I would put an ad in the paper saying a sum of money had been found, and will be turned over to the rightfull owner who can identify the bills by their serial numbers.

:rasta

count blingula 05-24-2004 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B-Eazy
Invest in a columbian cocain lab.
ok then:thumbsup

XxXotic 05-24-2004 07:08 AM

i'd stash it for a while then give it to my uncle to invest for me

adamneve 05-24-2004 07:09 AM

put it in the Bank :thumbsup

Bigfella 05-24-2004 07:26 AM

i would report it.. not hand it in, just let the cops know... if someone rings up and says i lost a suitcase with the exact amount.. give it back.. if no-one claims it.. invest it

fro n ss 05-24-2004 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boyw_utr
Keep it and spend it.......
yep :thumbsup

montel 05-24-2004 07:31 AM

there is a 99% chance the money is dodgy. bank it and put it towards an investment property

PBucksLauren 05-24-2004 07:32 AM

Tax it BABY!
Keep 7,000 & return the brief case with the rest of the $.
Just being honest. :)

strobi 05-24-2004 07:47 AM

Would it be stange if you walk into a bank and deposit 92K$ on an account? I bet it takes less than a year an you're in jail for that:thumbsup

Boogie3 05-24-2004 07:49 AM

Hide

Furious_Male 05-24-2004 07:52 AM

Chances are it would be dirty cash. I can honestly see myself hiding it and watching the news, papers etc. to see where it may have come from. I know if I saw something about a legit person losing it I would turn it in.

If I didn't hear anything for a month or so I would like to think I would still turn it in but I would probably convince myself that the money was drug money or some shit and keep it.


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