who's good at LYING like this??
 

I went out for drinks tonight... one turns into two, turns into six... and we picked up these two girls at O'Reiley's on Green Street. Buddy says to the girls "he's a very accomplished photographer, he's done shoots for high profile customers such as BMW, in fact they shut down a tunnel in Germany for him to do a shoot for them". Now I'm sitting there completely stunned, because I don't come up with elaborate lies about what I do for a living... I'll usually just change the subject, or say I do portraits.

So it made me turn red, I started laughing, and I just looked at these girls with this stupid smirk on my face, because I sure as hell didn't know what to say. I've never even been to Germany, and I'm a fucking porn photographer... I couldn't lie if it was going to save my life.

Eventually I spilled the beans ( about 5 hours later ) that I did porn for a living, and the girls said it was cool. Except my buddy was all embarassed...

So what would you do? Protect your friend's embarassment about your involvment in the porn industry, and spew elaborate blatent lies that just sound silly? Or tell the dirty secret?

I'd tell them that BMW are great clients and the cars are easier to deal with than the swimsuit models you're normally used to. :winkwink:

He's your friend right? And if it's only for a one night stand, why not play it up?

I don't know, I've just never lied about anything in my entire life. I tripped, and stumbled when I tried to... I can't keep a straight face... I really am a horrible liar. :(

In that case, there's no point in really trying. Go with what you know... honesty really is best anyway.

The whole story telling thing is really just for fun anyway. There's no need to do it otherwise.

MaskedMan is correct :thumbsup

I'm a super slick on the spot liar. I come up with really intricate stuff that requires friends going along with it. It's all kinds of fun.

One night a group of us are at Q's, this club, and Micah explains Shirpas to us. Not the guides in the Himilayas that tell you what to do, but when your friend is about to make a bad drunk hookup decision and you slip the word shirpa into the conversation - so you're acting like a dating guide and warning them. So my roomie is stuck talking to this guy who looks like an accountant who's never gotten laid before and I walk up and say, "omg! You won't believe who's here!! Shirpa!" We run off, but later we run into the guy and I introduce our friend Dave as Shirpa and tell the guy he just got back from Malaysia. Fortunately Dave figured it out and went right along with the lie. It was the joke of the night.

So, my point is, you shoulda let the girls believe you were a bigshot and not sold your friend out. :2 cents:

I've used the I shoot for Rock Stars at their concerts line a few times. Thing is my friend used to do it for minor rock bands.

Amazing how many girls will fuck you if they think you will introduce them to Sting or Mick Jagger. :1orglaugh

Just be yourself. Your friend will understand that!

yeah just play along noone is getting married