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Monk	05-23-2004 09:29 AM

50 ways to leave your lover

Just hop on the bus, gus.

samuel

05-23-2004 09:30 AM

Tell her you fucked her mother last night..

Samuel:321GFY

David!

05-23-2004 09:31 AM

Give her 50% of your income for life :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

AndrewKanuck

05-23-2004 09:34 AM

Hire cousin gino to make her disapear

http://www.andrewkavanaugh.ca/cousin_gino.gif

eroswebmaster

05-23-2004 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk
Just hop on the bus, gus.

make a new plan stan

Paul Markham

05-23-2004 09:40 AM

Tell her she must meet the wife for a 3some, if she does not leave who gives a shit. :1orglaugh

pussyluver

05-23-2004 09:48 AM

Diet of beans and beer - fart in public often and when she's giving you head.

fro n ss

05-23-2004 09:50 AM

tell her the pussy is good but her best friend's is better (while havein sex):glugglug

Monk	05-23-2004 09:55 AM

no need to be coy, roy.

boyw_utr

05-23-2004 11:19 AM

While having sex call a wrong name.... not 1, 2, 3 but many many times ;)

:1orglaugh

That will do the trick

Shoehorn!

05-23-2004 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk
no need to be coy, roy.

Just listen to me.

hottshot

05-23-2004 11:32 AM

Just slip out the back, jack

EviLGuY

05-23-2004 11:32 AM

Just drop off the key, Lee.

TheMob

05-23-2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Just drop off the key, Lee.

..and get yourself free!

can't wait to see Simon & Garfunkel this summer!

Firehorse

05-24-2004 09:59 AM

A great song, always puts a smile on my face! :1orglaugh

iFliPcEss

05-24-2004 10:04 AM

tell her you have better sex all alone

Jon	05-24-2004 10:07 AM

Call her by her best friend's name during sex.

count blingula

05-24-2004 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by egonetworks
Hire cousin gino to make her disapear

http://www.andrewkavanaugh.ca/cousin_gino.gif

:thumbsup

Adulter

05-24-2004 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PussyMan
Give her 50% of your income for life :waaaaahh :waaaaahh

hahahaha :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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