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Pleasurepays 05-22-2004 01:42 PM

Us Soldier Returns Home, Now Sexually Humiliating Everything In Sight
 
US SOLDIER RETURNS HOME, NOW SEXUALLY HUMILIATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

Williston, ND ? PFC Ryan Goodwin has had what you could call a difficult time readjusting to life at home in Williston after experiencing the atrocities of war in Iraq. The twenty-seven year old had spent the past seven months in Iraq maintaining watch over several detention camps across the landscape of the Middle Eastern country. And to the dismay of friends, family, and loved ones, he just can?t seem to stop sexually humiliating everything around him.

?When he got home, I tried to give him a big hug,? Goodwin?s longtime girlfriend Nancy Carey complained. ?But then he insisted on putting a bag over my head and hooking up a car battery to my genitalia. It was so? savage.?

Goodwin?s girlfriend Nancy isn?t the only one affected by the apparent shift in the young man?s behavior. Ryan?s entire network of loved ones have voiced concern over his as well as their well-being.

?The other day I made him breakfast,? Ethyl Goodwin, Ryan?s mother noted. ?And then he tried to get our entire family to stack up in a pyramid formation so he could take photos on his digital camera. When we said ?no,? he became enraged and locked himself in his bedroom. I just don?t know what this war has done to him.?

Goodwin is experiencing what medical professionals call Post Ordered Sexual Humiliation of Prisoners Disorder, or POSHPD for short. It is a fictional affliction that is apparently affecting many of our troops returning home, particularly those with a lot of pictures.

DR_PHIL 05-22-2004 01:44 PM

actually watch crime rise when they come back..this will be one fucked up spoiled war generation.

TechNtentions 05-22-2004 01:45 PM

why do you keep posting dumb shit?

TheFrog 05-22-2004 01:47 PM

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directfiesta 05-22-2004 02:00 PM

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StuartD 05-22-2004 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Pleasurepays
It is a fictional affliction that is apparently affecting many of our troops returning home, particularly those with a lot of pictures.
:1orglaugh

:glugglug

RicardoB 05-22-2004 02:03 PM

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EviLGuY 05-22-2004 02:30 PM

That sounds like a "The Onion" story to me.

Good shit! :1orglaugh

Roger 05-22-2004 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by EviLGuY
That sounds like a "The Onion" story to me.

Good shit! :1orglaugh

It sure sounds like it :)

Pleasurepays 05-22-2004 08:12 PM

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Originally posted by Roger
It sure sounds like it :)

nope :)

Illicit 05-22-2004 08:22 PM

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Originally posted by TechNtentions
why do you keep posting dumb shit?
good question ...

XXXdwarf 05-22-2004 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pleasurepays
US SOLDIER RETURNS HOME, NOW SEXUALLY HUMILIATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT

Williston, ND ? PFC Ryan Goodwin has had what you could call a difficult time readjusting to life at home in Williston after experiencing the atrocities of war in Iraq. The twenty-seven year old had spent the past seven months in Iraq maintaining watch over several detention camps across the landscape of the Middle Eastern country. And to the dismay of friends, family, and loved ones, he just can?t seem to stop sexually humiliating everything around him.

?When he got home, I tried to give him a big hug,? Goodwin?s longtime girlfriend Nancy Carey complained. ?But then he insisted on putting a bag over my head and hooking up a car battery to my genitalia. It was so? savage.?

Goodwin?s girlfriend Nancy isn?t the only one affected by the apparent shift in the young man?s behavior. Ryan?s entire network of loved ones have voiced concern over his as well as their well-being.

?The other day I made him breakfast,? Ethyl Goodwin, Ryan?s mother noted. ?And then he tried to get our entire family to stack up in a pyramid formation so he could take photos on his digital camera. When we said ?no,? he became enraged and locked himself in his bedroom. I just don?t know what this war has done to him.?

Goodwin is experiencing what medical professionals call Post Ordered Sexual Humiliation of Prisoners Disorder, or POSHPD for short. It is a fictional affliction that is apparently affecting many of our troops returning home, particularly those with a lot of pictures.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The Truth Hurts 05-22-2004 10:03 PM

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Originally posted by TechNtentions
why do you keep posting dumb shit?
to some people, it just comes naturally.


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