Us Armed Services Release Hillarious ?iraqi Prison Guards Gone Wild? Video
 

US ARMED SERVICES RELEASE HILLARIOUS ?IRAQI PRISON GUARDS GONE WILD? VIDEO

Fallujah, Iraq ? The United States Armed Forces recently disclosed a new fund-raising campaign in order to help pay for the mounting costs of legal prosecutions for the soldiers involved in the prisoner abuse scandal. Although it is one month before the release of the controversial ?Iraqi Prison Guards Gone Wild Vol. 1? tape, to be retailed at $19.95 on a television commercial, there is already a deafening chorus of protest at the exploitative film footage said to be on the tapes.

?I mean, are they fucking serious?? local consumer Dan Feldspar laments. ?Is this a fucking joke??

The tape is reported to contain over three and a half hours of the zany antics of those lovable Geneva Convention-dodging reservists, driven to acts of brutality by harsh weather conditions and a highly unstable social setting in the newly ?liberated? country. The tape is narrated by former TV sensation Bob Saget, who overdubs quirky commentary over scenes of US troops abusing genitalia and humiliating detainees held in the three main military prison complexes in Iraq.

?This is merely an expose of what we like to think of as harmless fraternity pranks,? Deputy Secretary of Defense Richard Armitage said. ?It?s kinda like those Spring Break videos everyone?s raving about, except without the titties? and more inhuman torture.?

you um.. made that up right

ill take 2 please

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