What's 12inches long and makes women moan?
 

What's 12inches long and makes women moan?

cot death

whats long and hard and full of seamen?

a submarine.

YOU WIN THE PRIZE!

What's the prize? A date with Juicy? I hear he fucks on the first date :Graucho

what's six inches long and smells like olive oil?




































popeye's dick :1orglaugh

cot death? wtf

Beats me. :)

The idiot didn't even get the joke right. I'm pretty sure the punchline (sic) is "Crib Death"

What the hell is that?? :helpme

Ivy

:eek7

By the way, fix your fucking sig - noob.

lol

How do women and bank accounts have in common?


Once you pull out you lose all interest!!!


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A monstrous cock!:winkwink:

haha i remember that riddle. it heard it like 5 years ago and i got it wrong

2L Pepsi bottle?

don knotts miami vice penis now with special sauce

Cot = Crib outside the US

Pretty unfunny still though :(

not funny at all

Two Ten-thousand dollar bills? I do realize the Federal Reserve System stopped making these available in 1969 (and stopped printing them in the 1940s), but I believe you can still get them from printers, and they would be six inches each... =P

To be used as? :Graucho

Eurotrash should never attempt to tell offensive jokes.

Up the ass? :Graucho

Heheheh good one.

Reminds of that joke... What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive?


Popeye almost killed him

Nice riddles, guys!:winkwink:

Whoa! That I'd like to see!