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CAHEK 05-21-2004 05:21 PM

How Do I Work In Usa ? ( i'm canadian)
 
i need some help. Any ideas or advices.

I live in Canada right now. And i like to move to USA and work there.

What do i have to do ? Is there easy way ?

:helpme

WarChild 05-21-2004 05:22 PM

It depends.

Of what country are you currently a citizen? Canada?

Do you have a degree, or special experience for a work visa?

I think you'll need to leave more information.

CAHEK 05-21-2004 05:24 PM

Well i'm from Belarus but i have Canadain Passport.

Iv got nothing. Only High School Dimploma lol :)

WarChild 05-21-2004 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
Well i'm from Belarus but i have Canadain Passport.

Iv got nothing. Only High School Dimploma lol :)

I think your best bet is to call a US embassy in Canada. They should be able to point you to all the info you need.

Good luck!

ronbotx 05-21-2004 05:29 PM

Tell them you're a spammer. I'm sure that will help.

Actually why not try Canada, PlatinumBucks and Python could probably use a guy like you.

:evil-laug

EviLGuY 05-21-2004 05:37 PM

Just go for a visit and forget to leave. :Graucho

jimmyf 05-21-2004 06:04 PM

** NO ** spammers are allowed, don't even try they will arrest you as soon as you step one foot in the USA. I've already given your name 2 INS.

scammers are allowed.

jimmyf 05-21-2004 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Just go for a visit and forget to leave. :Graucho
Maybe before 9/11 I don't know about now. :Graucho

might end up in jail for a long time now

merlin77 05-21-2004 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
I think your best bet is to call a US embassy in Canada. They should be able to point you to all the info you need.

Good luck!

That's about the best thing you can do. You will have to apply for a working visa, but the embassy will be able to give you all the guidlines, details, forms (and there are a TON of forms),that you will need to follow/file.
Best of luck! Question though: Why do you want to work in the states? Where were you thinking of going to?

PrivateEye 05-21-2004 06:16 PM

You could try a barrel over the falls :1orglaugh

Mutt 05-21-2004 06:22 PM

Just tell the man at the border you have fresh proxies and he'll let you in, the U.S. is always looking for people with fresh proxies and only a high school diploma.

zubr 05-21-2004 06:26 PM

LOL, why, do you want to go straight to jail?
I hear it is illegal in the states what you do...

Webby 05-21-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

How Do I Work In Usa ?
DUH??

That has got to be the last possible thing I'd ever wish to "achieve" out of anything in my life :winkwink:

But good luck to ya!! :thumbsup

StRoGE 05-21-2004 06:31 PM

Hit me up on ICQ sometime 108-33-817 and I'll give you all the information I have on it.

erehwon 05-21-2004 06:59 PM

Ask for policitical asylum :1orglaugh

ModelPerfect 05-21-2004 07:03 PM

Work on the Internet

Fucksakes 05-21-2004 07:09 PM

i went to see an imigration lawyer about this and believe me when i say this.. good luck

ex.. of one way.. need to have a business of 1 million dollars and supply americans with jobs, or you need a specialty that is needed badly, like doctors etc.

or you can marry a chick from the states, which i thought hard about and decided to pass..

tootie 05-21-2004 07:15 PM

Why would you WANT to come here? Practically everyone I know wants to get the fuck out of here and go to Canada, but apparently Canada doesn't want Americans any more than America wants more Mexicans. (For the record, I have nothing against Mexicans, my uncle by marriage is Mexican, but there are WAY too many coming here all at once.)

fred head 05-21-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
Well i'm from Belarus but i have Canadain Passport.

Iv got nothing. Only High School Dimploma lol :)

I hope you get your wish....the sooner the better.....I resent that they all come here (canada) because you/they/everyone can't get into the states....."lets go to canada" .... well thats canada for you.....we let everyone in.....thats how all this shit started...

CAHEK 05-21-2004 10:41 PM

any more help ?

fris 05-21-2004 10:55 PM

to work in the united states, you need to have a college degree, in the field you are looking for the job and if they are ready to hire you the place of employment thats why you are going there you cant just go looking for a job. you cant go and take away jobs from americans. you have to have a skill that they dont.

look up on government website college degree in the field that you are going for the job. my brother did this 2 years ago before moving to hawaii hes canadian. hes not in phoenix.

ytcracker 05-21-2004 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Just tell the man at the border you have fresh proxies and he'll let you in, the U.S. is always looking for people with fresh proxies and only a high school diploma.
funniest thing all month

check 05-21-2004 11:12 PM

CAHEK
spam not make enough money?
us not a good place for spam.
why need work?
I even quitted my fulltime job.
porn enough for me!:glugglug

Illicit 05-21-2004 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fred head
I hope you get your wish....the sooner the better.....I resent that they all come here (canada) because you/they/everyone can't get into the states....."lets go to canada" .... well thats canada for you.....we let everyone in.....thats how all this shit started...

its true I know alot of people who got canadian visa's just to get out of their country and then work on getting into the US from canada...

Rictor 05-21-2004 11:15 PM

Canadians are shot on sight here. Don't risk it.

OzMan 05-21-2004 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fucksakes
i went to see an imigration lawyer about this and believe me when i say this.. good luck

ex.. of one way.. need to have a business of 1 million dollars and supply americans with jobs, or you need a specialty that is needed badly, like doctors etc.

or you can marry a chick from the states, which i thought hard about and decided to pass..

This is good advice.

Without a college degree your only hope is to marry an American citizen.

Option A

Find one in Canada, fall in love with her and marry her for at least two years.

Option B

Visit the US on vacation, fall in love etc as in option A

Option C

Pay an American to marry you, be arrested for immigration fraud and you will be deported back to Canada or Belarus or if you are lucky get to live in USA, abeit inside a federal-pound-me-in-the-ass-prison.

:2 cents:

ronbotx 05-22-2004 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fris
to work in the united states, you need to have a college degree, in the field you are looking for the job and if they are ready to hire you the place of employment thats why you are going there you cant just go looking for a job. you cant go and take away jobs from americans. you have to have a skill that they dont.

look up on government website college degree in the field that you are going for the job. my brother did this 2 years ago before moving to hawaii hes canadian. hes not in phoenix.

I don't think they offer degrees in Spammology and Scammolgy do they?

Easton 05-22-2004 07:30 AM

www.visapro.com

fris 05-22-2004 07:31 AM

heh nope thats the legal way, hes a dr, legit way, cahek is a scammer/spammer, why move when you can do that here. move there and get caught you will get punished harder :) more risky my friend. plus you cant even speak english. without your pocket translator. soon as they see that at the border. they will probably send you home.

digi 05-22-2004 07:36 AM

Im currently working on immigrating to Canada, its a pain in the ass to immigrate anywhere unless you're filthy rich :)

genomega 05-22-2004 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
i need some help. Any ideas or advices.

I live in Canada right now. And i like to move to USA and work there.

What do i have to do ? Is there easy way ?

:helpme

Just change your name to something that sounds hispanic or some other 3rd world cesspool.

:Graucho

iFliPcEss 05-22-2004 08:17 AM

marry a US citizen:winkwink:

Paul Waters 05-22-2004 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
Well i'm from Belarus but i have Canadain Passport.

Iv got nothing. Only High School Dimploma lol :)

Honestly, you have no chance.

Anyone who tells you differently, is trying to scam you for money.

:rasta

just a punk 05-22-2004 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CAHEK
Well i'm from Belarus but i have Canadain Passport.

Iv got nothing. Only High School Dimploma lol :)

Shurik, there is no good work in USA with just a high school education... You have to complete some college if you want a good job there. Course you may work as a pizza deliver boy, but I don't think that's you've asked about... :2 cents:

Validus 05-22-2004 08:36 AM

There are several ways to get a work permit in the US, it will be however much more difficult without a 4 year university degree or an equivalent of 13 years professional experience. At least I believe it was 13 years. A investors VISA is the "easiest", if you have the adequate financial means.

I suggest that you contact an immigration attorney.

just a punk 05-22-2004 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tootie
Why would you WANT to come here? Practically everyone I know wants to get the fuck out of here and go to Canada, but apparently Canada doesn't want Americans any more than America wants more Mexicans. (For the record, I have nothing against Mexicans, my uncle by marriage is Mexican, but there are WAY too many coming here all at once.)
100% agree! Canada is far better than the USA - safety, free medicine, no stupid political propaganda and so on... :2 cents: The US guys - nothing personal.

P.S. Some time ago I was invited to work as a software developer to some NY college for just someting about $40K a year... Guess what was my decision? :winkwink:

jimmyf 05-22-2004 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Paul Waters
Honestly, you have no chance.

Anyone who tells you differently, is trying to scam you for money.

:rasta

Don't tell him that, let' em scam him.

I'm getting his fucking spam every day, fuck him.

let him die, a slow painfull death

CAHEK 05-22-2004 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
Don't tell him that, let' em scam him.

I'm getting his fucking spam every day, fuck him.

let him die, a slow painfull death


:321GFY

just a punk 05-22-2004 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmyf
Don't tell him that, let' em scam him.

I'm getting his fucking spam every day, fuck him.

let him die, a slow painfull death

You are soooo evil :1orglaugh

Abyss_Vee 05-22-2004 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Just go for a visit and forget to leave. :Graucho
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jimmyf 05-22-2004 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cyberxxx
You are soooo evil :1orglaugh
got that right.

Mother fucker is a scammer and spammer, people are giving him advice on how 2 get in to the USA, like we need more asswipes like him here. :321GFY Fuck him. :321GFY

CAHEK 05-22-2004 10:58 AM

Jesus Christ

It's not easy at all :mad:

Validus 05-22-2004 11:22 AM

How old are you? how much money do you have? LOL, that is what it comes down to.

Matiz 05-22-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
Just tell the man at the border you have fresh proxies and he'll let you in, the U.S. is always looking for people with fresh proxies and only a high school diploma.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yuvalus 05-22-2004 02:52 PM

Pamela Anderson applied for a visa
if she can do it you can do it 2!

Validus 05-22-2004 02:53 PM

LOL, her bank account could have something to do with it.

TechNtentions 05-22-2004 02:58 PM

too bad your on the same continent...i'd tell you to start by floating here on a raft.

OzMan 05-22-2004 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by yuvalus
Pamela Anderson applied for a visa
if she can do it you can do it 2!

Celebrities come under the "Individuals of exceptional ability in the Arts" category and can get in easy. I tried that but playing the spoons didn't count they said. http://community.the-underdogs.org/s...happy/pint.gif

Phil 05-22-2004 05:09 PM

You need good college degree to get valid work visa under NAFTA agreement.. I?m talking about computer degree, accounting etc? You can come to US w/out a problem with Canadian passport and work under fake social security number but with your English you have risk of getting busted and be deported back to Canada or Belarus? My question is: Why in the fucking world would you want to move to the US?
I?m Russian born Canadian living in US and I can?t wait to go back to Canada. Why?? Why would you do that?

Roger 05-22-2004 05:38 PM

If I'm not mistaken, you can join the US army on a 5 year contract and after that you get to be a US citizen.


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