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"Onestone"

There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone",
so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked
everyone not to call him Onestone! After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I
will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,
Onestone..."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the
next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that
Onestone meant serious business.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name
until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed
when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you,
Onestone..."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he
made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
the next day, made love to her all the next night but, Yellow Bird wouldn't
die!!!!

What is the moral of this story???





Come on..........take a guess!





Think about it ...........





You're going to love this!






And the moral is ..................












You can't kill two birds with one stone!

:glugglug :thumbsup

not as hilarious as i was expecting, but funny non the less :1orglaugh

to funny.. heard that one awhile ago :)

I have a friend we could call onestone

lol.. thats funny. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:)

heheheh :glugglug