Juicylinks is the Grand Wizard of the El Segundo Chapter of the KKK
 

since you associate me with them and it's obviously all okay in everyone's book, it's only right that you be associated with them too.

El Segundo?

I left my wallet there once.

me too

My mother went away for a month-long trip
Her and some friends on an ocean-liner ship
She made a big mistake by leaving me home
I had to roam so I picked up the phone
Dialed Ali up to see what was going down
Told him I pick him up so we could drive around
Took the Dodge Dart, a '74
My mother left a yard but I needed one more
Shaheed had me covered with a hundred greenbacks
So we left Brooklyn and we made big tracks
drove down the Belt, got on the Conduit
Came to a toll, we paid and went through it
Had no destination, we was on a quest
Ali laid in the back so he could get rest
Drove down the road for two-days-and-a-half
The sun had just risen on a dusty path
Just then a figure had caught my eye
A man with a sombrero who was four feet high
I pulled over to ask were we was at
His index finger he tipped up his hat
"El Segundo," he said, "my name is Pedro
If you need directions, I'll tell you pronto"
Needed civilization, some sort of reservation
He said a mile south, there's a fast food station
Thanks, senor, as I start up the motor
Ali said, "Damn, Tip, why you drive so far for?"

(Well describe to me what the wallet looks like)

Anyway a gas station we passed
We got gas and went on to get grub
It was a nice little pub in the middle of nowhere
Anywhere would have been better
I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em
Ali had the fruit punch
When we finished we thought for ways to get back
I had a hunch
Ali said, "Pay for lunch"
So I did it
Pulled out the wallet and I saw this wicked beautiful lady
She was a waitress there
Put the wallet down and stared and stared
To put me back into reality, here's Shaheed:
"Yo, Tip, man, you got what you need?"
I checked for keys and started to step
What do you know, my wallet I forget

Yo, it was a brown wallet, it had props numbers
Had my jimmy hats I got to get it man

Lord, have mercy
The heat got hotter, Ali stars to curse me
I fell bad but he makes me feel badder
Chit-chit-chatter, car stars to scatter
Breaking on out, we was Northeast bound
Jettin' on down at the seepd of sound
Three days coming and three more going
We get back and there was no slack
490 Madison, we're here, Sha
He said, "All right, Tip, see you tomorrow"
Thinking about the past week, the last week
Hands go in my pocket, I can't speak
Hopped in the car and torpe'ed to the shack
Of Shaheed, "We gotta go back" when he said
"Why?" I said, "We gotta go
'Cause I left my wallet in El Segundo"

Yeah, I left my wallet in El Segundo
Left my wallet in El Segundo
Left my wallet in El Segundo
I gotta get, I got-got ta get it

is it mandatory to be a KKK member around here now???

Ahhh what the hell wheres my credit card

You are getting annoying....

lick my sphincter crust.

no one cares what annoys you dweeb.

Only a trained eye recognizes true drama :2 cents:

and Amp seems to be back at 40% now :glugglug

this drama isnt nowwhere on the old drama meter..

do you need a hug man....

maybe you can post some pics of your fat stoned ass in a dress..... that always gets a damn good belly laugh.

Amp, whats with all the drama? Threads like this do not accomplish anything. Neither do Juicy's threads. They dont even belong on this board.

man, you do not get lyrics like this anymore.

Thier first album was the best, same as De La -- you could tell they were having fun and thats the best shit right there.

thats why it is only at 40%, or are you telling me its above?

:winkwink:

then juicy shouldn't have started it.

and toodamnstupid shouldn't have jumped in with more unforgiveable shit for no fucking reason.


you don't want drama? Start looking at the sources instead of blaming me.

The drama was better when it was between respected people. Now it's 2 respected people vs. one person who pretty much everyone learned is totally pathetic last time. It just seems sad he comes back to GFY to get his rocks off. Can't live without the power he once had I guess.

De La Soul ROCKS!!!

:thumbsup

"Mom he hit me"

Yo Amp!

http://www.hotelfarinet.com/images/small/cognac.jpg

Cheers :glugglug

oh ya - no doubt! Thier first CD was the best IMHO, but they all are good. LOVE Buhloone Mindstate, after that its the dead cd

:thumbsup

nice.....

so it's still my fault.

but if I had started it, would you be saying this to juciy?
and what about toodamnstupid? He jumped in without a word from me.

my fault too?

:1orglaugh I actually feel sorry for that guys. He does have some issues to deal with.

you should get your old nick back as postcount is very very important these days.

You = low postcount = newbee
Juicy = UBER postcount = respect

You should know that by now :1orglaugh

well you shouldn't, he lives in paradise you know

You know what amp it dont really matter who started it. This is a forum bard not real life. I never ment you but or have anything against you. In the last few years i been watching the board you allways come off the wrong way. Maybe your intentions are good but damn man some of the shit you come up with i have seen people beat and killed for less. If you are that frigin stressed about a forum board you need to take a break man. But is all this really worth geting bent out of shape for? relax man im sure you are a good guy by all means. But seriously i dont know if this is a act you do on here but if its real man please seek some help:2 cents:

That title just fits Juicy!:winkwink:

i'm aware that it's just a messageboard.

will you be saying that to juicy and toodamnstupid as well?

why the fuck should I sit by and allow either one of those morons talk shit with impunity? Are they fucking special? Are they immune? Are they the chosen ones?

Are they even fucking right in doing it?


all of the answers to these things is "no".


so why are you riding MY ass about this. Because I chose to respond with the same level of shit coming out of their mouths?

what is it that makes it so easy for you to BLAME me for everything that happens around here?

I didn't fucking start shit tonight.


but I'm damn sure gonna fucking finish it.

See this is what i mean bro you are cussing at me. I just tried to give you some friendly advice. If they were wrong yeah it applys to them to. But when you say stuff like" but I'm damn sure gonna fucking finish it" What are you going to shoot them because of some text someone wrote?

Icould see if they made threats to you or your family but i dont think thats the case. I remember those days of haveing anger like you do. It cost me 4 years of my life. Me personaly if soemone flames me i flame them back end of story .

There are alot of drama queens in here that like to fuel this shit that goes on here. Dont get caught up in there game. Juicy tried to mend things and you told him to basicly fuck off right? Dont brun bridges bro you might need them some time . Ride your ass im not just tryin to give you some friendly advice. Take it or leave it dont matter to me.

lol

fine. Good and well. And good words overall.


but juicylinks can suck a fucking cock. I tried to make peace with him off the boards. He bashed my girl for no fucking reason, both here and at Brad's board, and all I ever wanted was an apology from him. He told me to fuck off, and then he came back here and announced to everyone that I was a piece of shit regardless of anything.



so juicylinks will get nothing but relentless fucking hatred from me at every goddamned opportunity I can find until the day I stop fucking breathing.

For the sake of GFY readers around the world, I hope that day comes sooner rather than later.

don't count on it superman.

I can dream, can't I?

keep your fantasies in your pants hotshot.

I wish there was a fantasy or something worth fantasizing about in my pants. If there were, I wouldn't be posting on a message board at this hour.

Gotta get it!:thumbsup :thumbsup

Well no one really knows the true story about whats going on between you and juicy but you two. I cant speak about juicy i dont know him or ever ment him. I am sure he is a decent guy also. why bitch over a board you if you feel that you want the man so bad meet up with him. But its cool man you are your own and have your own mind and will do what you what you and do wwhat you want to do. If you ever want to talk hit me up on icq i got nothin but love for everyone till they cross the line...

he isn't a "decent" guy. He's a piece of shit.
I don't wanna meet up with him. I've met up with him before, and he isn't anything special. He's a half pint, overdressed, cologne drenched mongrel.
I have no desire to do anything even remotely related to him except to bash the living fuck out of him whenever the opportunity is right. Tonight it was right. He began it, and that's all the window I need. The next time he begins it, I'll do it again.

What do you mean bashing the liveing fuck out of him. Dude ok now tell me and all here what he has done to inrage you so bad. I want to see why you are so upset..

figure of speech, meaning online. I don't plan on ever seeing that clown again, because I doubt he's coming here anytime soon, and I sure won't be going back to the mainland in the foreseeable future.

what has he done? hmmm.... how about him and toodamnstupid mercilessly bashing my girlfriend here on GFY with photos supplied by the illustrious AaronM, of which NONE of them even got so much as a slap on the fucking hand.

yet I was banned for it.




yeah..... I'm a tad angry about that.

So what man people talk shit to me on boards all day. Bu when i go to these get togethers and step to them they dont say shit.. Peopel talk shit this is gfy. People say shit they should not sayBut they do it any way. If a prson does not put food on my table, money in my pocekt or a roof over my head fuckem. Respect me i respect you disrespect me fuck you. Just dont let some text get you all pumped up man. Life is to short to focus on the petty shit.

I found a couple wallets there once.. cracked em open and they looked like they belonged to a couple of homeless crazy motherfuckers. So I kept the 3 dollars and rolled out. :Graucho

:1orglaugh

sure.... good..... I agree with that.


but when they disrespect my family, both here, on other boards, and in private...... that's deserving of reciprocation x 10. I pleaded with both juicytwinks & toodamnstupid to apologize, not to me, but to her...... and got nothing but hostility and laughing in my face in return.


and I am not a mutherfucker to ever let that go. So these lame fucking public displays of juicytwinks trying to "make peace" and "bury the hatchet" are too little, too late.

Sorry, but the hate is on, and it's got a lotta fucking fuel.

if thats the case bro shame on them them. I thin alot of shit goes on here that should not. Alot of it has to do with the mods on here. They let shit go to far. Lens is a smart man i must say. He knows what sells and brings people here. Look at all the post on the front page half of them are pure shit and dont even belong on here. Half of these people on here are keyboard assanian and aint got a pocket to piss in. If you run with dogs you gonna get fleas. Look at the biz we are in. I see so much shit oh here everyday my eyes are turning brown. I had a incident a few mothn ago someone tried to use me as a stepping stone to boost there popularity. I had people calling my house comeing to my door which is a whole diffrent ballgame from what you are in. But you know the dude who came to my door i haav no hard feelings toward. He got some bogus info from someone But the mofo who tried to use my head as a steping block is gonna have a surpise when i find out who he is. Now peopel calling names and shit man i would just let it go. Is it worth all the stress?

Lying again AMP????


Remember what happened???

Obviously not.... think before you mess up your facts...:2 cents:

Here we go again....dude are you on something? You starting to make a joke of yourself.