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Juicy D. Links 05-20-2004 06:54 PM

Best way to get a Golddigging chick in the sack.
 
Throw your Mercedes keys on the bar and then talk to her.
She will come home with you.


Discuss

SpaceAce 05-20-2004 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Throw your Mercedes keys on the bar and then talk to her.
She will come home with you.


Discuss

Better yet: throw your Mercedes keychain on the bar then take her home in you Kia.

SpaceAce

Fletch XXX 05-20-2004 06:55 PM

pussy means that much?

m.o.b.

Spunky 05-20-2004 06:56 PM

Like most men...just baffle them with bullshit :thumbsup

Marcus Aurelius 05-20-2004 06:57 PM

http://www.partsourcenet.com/img/key.jpg

You would think an italian stallion such as yourself would throw these up there instead juicy.

Sly_RJ 05-20-2004 06:57 PM

True guidos wouldn't need the keys.

merlin77 05-20-2004 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
Better yet: throw your Mercedes keychain on the bar then take her home in you Kia.

SpaceAce

:1orglaugh :thumbsup ha ha ha, priceless.

Juicy D. Links 05-20-2004 06:58 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Like most men...just baffle them with bullshit :thumbsup
true but i am referring to golddiggers in this case

Care to issue a rebuttal

Marcus Aurelius 05-20-2004 06:59 PM

juicy dont need no words, juicy dont need no keys, he's juicy damnit!!

Juicy D. Links 05-20-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mdcq
http://www.partsourcenet.com/img/key.jpg

You would think an italian stallion such as yourself would throw these up there instead juicy.

give me 3 yrs , if everything goes as planned then god willing i can have a set of those keys

fudpuck 05-20-2004 07:01 PM

When I had a BMW, it never got me laid. Of course, I could walk to all the bars...so nobody ever saw my car. I had better luck at that time without even thinking about a car then at any other time in my life.

That experience taught me a lot. Of course, I wasn't chasin' golddiggers either. Oh well.

:1orglaugh

Trixie Racer 05-20-2004 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by fudpuck
When I had a BMW, it never got me laid. Of course, I could walk to all the bars...so nobody ever saw my car. I had better luck at that time without even thinking about a car then at any other time in my life.

That experience taught me a lot. Of course, I wasn't chasin' golddiggers either. Oh well.

:1orglaugh

Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.

aimeesweet 05-20-2004 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.
Well said, Trixie!
xoxo

Juicy D. Links 05-20-2004 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.
Trixie no offfense but thats utter bs

Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....

Thats why yousee ugly guys with hot chicks....


If i had a ferrari i gaurantee you i can get chicks just by cruisng around my neighborhood

fudpuck 05-20-2004 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Why were you going into bars if you weren't looking for casual sex? If it's casual, who cares if she's a golddigger. I say take advantage of whatever you have. If you're lacking intelligence or sense-of-humor, money is more effective in some cases anyway.
I didn't say I wasn't looking for casual sex. :winkwink: I had a good time with a couple golddiggers, but it had nothing to do with a car. I agree with you, and I'm sure money had a big indirect effect in a lot of my success. Consistently tipping the people at my most frequented bars, being confident, and even having an M3 up the road, all helped my personally. But I didn't drive a nice car up, I didn't wear a watch, I don't wear any jewelry, and the nicest pair of shoes I have are some banged up Kenneth Coles.

But I met more people, and walked more girls up the street to my place than anywhere else in my life, before or since. The experience taught me a lot about about people.

freeadultcontent 05-20-2004 07:14 PM

Ya need the car for that to work and your house must be very up to par.

Get a room at a super nice hotel, fantastic suite. Visit the bar wearing your best. Pay for your drinks with nothing smaller than a 50.00 and speak on your cell about large sums of money. Make sure you are talking a little to loud. Let them make contact, otherwise ignore them.

fudpuck 05-20-2004 07:17 PM

Chicks do love nice cars. I absolutely agree. But having a nice car didn't improve my quality of life like I thought it would.

Maybe that's what I meant to say. :thumbsup

NaughtyAllie 05-20-2004 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Throw your Mercedes keys on the bar and then talk to her.
She will come home with you.


Discuss

Have you actually tried this and it works?
Juicy, I find it hard to believe you need to do anything but look at a girl to get her in the sack :Graucho

Pipecrew 05-20-2004 07:19 PM

keys to this is the true panty dropper

http://www.fantasycars.com/sedans/mi...r_phantom2.jpg

Trixie Racer 05-20-2004 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....
I make my own money and own a Lexus. :)



Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
If i had a ferrari i gaurantee you i can get chicks just by cruisng around my neighborhood
I don't disagree with you. Many women ARE like that. Re-read what I said. I basically said, "Go for it!". :thumbsup



Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Thats why yousee ugly guys with hot chicks....
Not always true. I choose men based upon intelligence, sense-of-humor, and honesty. Most of the men I've dated have not been attractive and more fit the "computer geek" stereotype. :2 cents:

riosluts 05-20-2004 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Trixie no offfense but thats utter bs

Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....

Thats why yousee ugly guys with hot chicks....


If i had a ferrari i gaurantee you i can get chicks just by cruisng around my neighborhood

hey juicy i am just wondering what kind of car do ya own?

freeadultcontent 05-20-2004 07:25 PM

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Originally posted by riosluts
hey juicy i am just wondering what kind of car do ya own?
A camero what else. :winkwink:

Elli 05-20-2004 07:26 PM

What about the old atm receipt trick? Find/beg/borrow/steal/buy an atm receipt with a really nice balance on it, and write your phone number on the back of it for her.

MrIzzz 05-20-2004 07:27 PM

ooooooooooooooooooooooo juicy!!!!!!!

Elli 05-20-2004 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
A camero what else. :winkwink:
IROC all the way, man ;)

freeadultcontent 05-20-2004 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
IROC all the way, man ;)
Oh yeah shit its been awhile.

Joe Citizen 05-20-2004 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Trixie no offfense but thats utter bs

Chicks like guys with $$$ and fancy cars.....

They like guys with foreign accents even more.

Trixie Racer 05-20-2004 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
They like guys with foreign accents even more.
Depending on the accent, VERY TRUE!!! :Graucho

Joe Citizen 05-20-2004 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
Depending on the accent, VERY TRUE!!! :Graucho
My Australian accent has served me well in the US.

Pipecrew 05-20-2004 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixie Racer
I make my own money and own a Lexus. :)

Do you have a curly haired sister? haha

Trixie Racer 05-20-2004 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joe Citizen
My Australian accent has served me well in the US.
Oh yeah.. That's one of the GOOD ones! Australian accents make me wet! :Graucho

Pornwolf 05-20-2004 07:36 PM

Women by nature are golddiggers. There's nothing wrong with that. Since the beginning of time the man who caught the most fish in the village got the best woman. There's nothing different now. There's just a fucked up term attached to it.

Even women that make their own money want a man who's doing even better. That's natural. It's rarely works the other way around.

Hell, I don't care how hot she is, I don't want a woman who settles for the bottom of the barrel.

fudpuck 05-20-2004 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Women by nature are golddiggers. There's nothing wrong with that. Since the beginning of time the man who caught the most fish in the village got the best woman. There's nothing different now. There's just a fucked up term attached to it.

Even women that make their own money want a man who's doing even better. That's natural. It's rarely works the other way around.

Hell, I don't care how hot she is, I don't want a woman who settles for the bottom of the barrel.

Well said. :thumbsup

At the same time, woman's desire doesn't only rely on possessions. There are a lot of other 'alpha' qualities that come in to play in any situation.

Maximillion 05-20-2004 08:37 PM

saw a documentary on this...

womens perceptions on the 'alpha male' have evolved recently from the bulkiest guy to the richest guy...

webmaster x 05-20-2004 09:27 PM

Sad but true. Just put a $$$ on the table and some girl's all reay to hit it with you.

HAPPYPEEKERS 05-20-2004 09:28 PM

Better yet.. Give her the car :-)) :thumbsup

herbal logic 05-20-2004 09:32 PM

nothing is sexier to me than a chick doing something with their lives:thumbsup

Rictor 05-20-2004 09:34 PM

I hate paying more than $20 for a blowjob.

smokingdawn 05-20-2004 11:10 PM

Probably true

Illicit 05-20-2004 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I hate paying more than $20 for a blowjob.
me too :1orglaugh


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