Craigslist never dissapoints me...
 

What's scary is if it's real...

I am looking for a super personal assistant to help me get through my days. I am an extremely wealthy businesswoman who is very busy. Requirements:

1. Must be proficient in Excel, Word, Photoshop, Outlook, Access, ACT!, MAS90, PeachTree, internet, and some programs which haven't even been created yet
2. Must not have any issues spoon-feeding me when I eat breakfast. I despise breakfast, so if you can make food seem appealing to me, that's great (sometimes the airplane trick works, as it does with babies)
3. There are days when I'm too tired to wipe my ass and I expect you to be on hand for those moments.
4. I am on a macrobiotic diet, so I need someone to make sure I chew each and every bite of food 50 times or more. You must be able to count to 50 in English AND Russian
5. Handle high volume phone calls
6. Be very detail oriented, super organzied, and always smile!

Interviews will be held this week
Thanks


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: $6 per hour, $4 per hour when spoon feeding me

I'll do the spoon feeding for $4 an hour

Sounds like a prank to me.. the ass thing was a little over the top. :2 cents:

Craiglist can be pretty nice at times, I put an ad up looking for talent, to make a long story short, she never did the shoot, but me and my girl met her at a bar, three hours later I was fucking her in the ass, while she ate my girls pussy,
Thanks Craig :thumbsup

Actually now that I think about it that was a good night, first and only time I ever fucked a girl in the ass, while she fucked my girl with a strapon, I was moving them both along, lol.
Thanks Again Craig :thumbsup

I picture some old boot in her 80's :throwup

I have never even looked in those sections. I need to pay more attention to Craigslist! :1orglaugh

Nah, she wasnt too old like 31, but could have passed for 25 maybe, but pretty hot, 5'1" and about 110lbs maybe, no kids, but married, lol, she told her husband and that ended the shoot in advance, lol.