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Fletch XXX 05-20-2004 05:31 PM

I Have Deciphered The Book Of Genesis In Ways None Imagined and I am Afraid
 
sometimes i scare myself with what i find in scriptures.

:helpme

aimeesweet 05-20-2004 05:34 PM

so what is it you have deciphered? I'm curious.

stevecore 05-20-2004 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aimeesweet
so what is it you have deciphered? I'm curious.
they can't dance.

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/genesis/wcd.jpg

Fletch XXX 05-20-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aimeesweet
so what is it you have deciphered? I'm curious.
the apple was never an apple is where i started, then i started forming comparisons of Gensis to the creation of things in modern times and Genesis is no different than any equation.

Or alphabet, it can be cracked.

Centurion 05-20-2004 05:44 PM

Was this before or after Phil Collins became their lead singer?

Babel 05-20-2004 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the apple was never an apple is where i started, then i started forming comparisons of Gensis to the creation of things in modern times and Genesis is no different than any equation.

Or alphabet, it can be cracked.

So The apple is actually a Library ?

zzgundamnzz 05-20-2004 05:46 PM

So you're saying the apple was really knowledge...

I'll take the apple anytime. Better to know pain than to be stoned for the rest of my life I say.

Babel 05-20-2004 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
So you're saying the apple was really knowledge...

I'll take the apple anytime. Better to know pain than to be stoned for the rest of my life I say.

Are you familliar with Lafontaine ? How do you explain what a Library is to someone who is completely ignorant fo such concepts as we take for granted in our civilised world ?

EviLGuY 05-20-2004 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
sometimes i scare myself with what i find in scriptures.

:helpme

Why? Its all a bunch of old nonsense anyways. Religion was just a good way to keep the stupid in line back in the day.

Fletch XXX 05-20-2004 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
Why? Its all a bunch of old nonsense anyways. Religion was just a good way to keep the stupid in line back in the day.
it still is, but that doesnt change the fact of what it is.

read Thomas Paines Age Of Reason 1794, it has always been a way to keep people in line.

Babel 05-20-2004 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
it still is, but that doesnt change the fact of what it is.

read Thomas Paines Age Of Reason 1794, it has always been a way to keep people in line.

Spill the beens, I was to read your enlightenment.

aimeesweet 05-20-2004 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz
So you're saying the apple was really knowledge...

I'll take the apple anytime. Better to know pain than to be stoned for the rest of my life I say.


That's some good stuff zz...I am all for knowledge, although I am not opposed to being stoned from time to time either.

DarkJedi 06-19-2004 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
sometimes i scare myself with what i find in scriptures.

:helpme


care to elucidate your dicovery ?

Jdoughs 06-19-2004 02:09 PM

People have been trying to decipher the first 4-5 books of the old testament for years...

Isaac Newton spent his last 30 years learning hebrew to work on what he thought was the "bible code"

xxxdesign-net 06-19-2004 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
care to elucidate your dicovery ?


http://www.math.snu.ac.kr/~choe/mathematician.jpg

Greyhat 06-19-2004 02:48 PM

And in the beginning, God said "Let there be light!"
And there was light.
"Good" said God "Now I can see what I'm doing!"

Then he made all the other stuff and the rest is history...

cjnet 06-19-2004 02:50 PM

ya'll are crazy

The Truth Hurts 06-19-2004 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the apple was never an apple is where i started, .

who said it was?


Quote:

the Bible never tells us what kind of fruit the tree of knowledge bears. If anything, it was more likely apricots, pomegranates, or figs than apples. (Adam and Eve will use fig leaves to hide their nakedness at Genesis 3: 7; thus the expression "to cover with a fig leaf.")

eroswebmaster 06-19-2004 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
who said it was?
yep..it's all about metaphors.

...their violation was to try to become like God.

Scootermuze 06-19-2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
the apple was never an apple is where i started, then i started forming comparisons of Gensis to the creation of things in modern times and Genesis is no different than any equation.

Or alphabet, it can be cracked.

Hmm.. If you're gonna decipher something, it's best if you read it first..
Nowhere is 'apple' mentioned..

bushwacker 06-19-2004 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scootermuze
Hmm.. If you're gonna decipher something, it's best if you read it first..
Nowhere is 'apple' mentioned..

:glugglug

tootie 06-19-2004 03:05 PM

The Bible Code and The Bible Code II are both worth a read. There are some really interesting things that they've found in the Bible.

Scootermuze 06-19-2004 03:14 PM

As for Genesis...

Adam, in that time was pronounced,

Adom' .. which meant 'man' and not 'a man'

And (unrelated to Genesis).. Mary was originally referred to as 'amah' .. which has several definitions such as maiden, house maid, wet nurse.. among others.. but nowhere was 'virgin' included in the definition..

The 'virgin' deal replaced 'amah' by someone thinkin that 'virgin' would have more impact apparently...

Fletch XXX 06-19-2004 03:16 PM

old thread glad you folks bumped it!

i create some wcky ones! this is probably me playing with GHB again, DOH! ;)

say what you want but as a catholic boy with 10+ years of catholic school, i was told apple!
\
its instilled in me!

damn nuns.

Fletch XXX 06-19-2004 03:20 PM

and when i said 'apple' it was just a variable, it can even be a tomato!

The story has been changed so many times, it doesnt really matter, the point is it was never a fruit.

The Tree of Knowledge was not a fruit tree.

Anyway, im out today, this is an old thread that got bumped, not in Theology mode today.

Read this:

"There is rich literature called Aggadah, legendary material, that comments on these early chapters of Genesis. The Aggadah asks similar questions and provides many different answers. Some answers are funny, some are ironic, and some are even a little insulting to women (but remember they were written at the time of ancient Rome, not today!).

Most modern Rabbis look at these early Biblical texts not as accurate data or real history, but rather as a perspective of what is expected of us by our Creator.

One Aggadata or Midrash suggests that if God has used (instead of the rib) the toe, Eve would have been a run-around. Likewise, if God had used (instead of the rib) an elbow, then Eve would "bend the elbow" and drink too much.

Why the apple? Well, many other fruits are suggested, including the tomato! In ancient lore the apple had various meanings and were a tempting love fruit with possible sexual overtones. "

http://judaism.about.com/library/3_a...nesis_eden.htm

Scootermuze 06-19-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


... say what you want but as a catholic boy with 10+ years of catholic school, i was told apple!
\
its instilled in me!

damn nuns.

Just as many talk of the '3 wisemen'

There is no mention of how many there were.. Only that there were 3 gifts..

Gotta love it.. :)

Shoehorn! 06-19-2004 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevecore
they can't dance.

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/genesis/wcd.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

VirtuMike 06-19-2004 03:56 PM

Bible coding is freaky scary.

Jews are generally fascinated with numbers. Of course there is an amazing amount of research into it. Encrypting and formulas and such. It's really freaky.

BlueQuartz 06-19-2004 04:10 PM

religion is for fools

VirtuMike 06-19-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlueQuartz
religion is for fools
Then how did we get here?

Major (Tom) 06-19-2004 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
it still is, but that doesnt change the fact of what it is.

read Thomas Paines Age Of Reason 1794, it has always been a way to keep people in line.

I have that book :)
duke


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