What is your favorite saying.......
 

Mine:

If you don't drink, don't smoke, don't eat bad food and don't cavort with bad women, you won't actually live longer, it will just SEEM like you do.

:winkwink:

"fuck off"

"Bitch Better Have My Money"

and

"Meow"

"Go Fuck Yourself":321GFY

Mine's kind of boring but it's my favorite: "Do what you love, learn to love it, or quit!"

Oh and in the same vein: "Do what you love and the money will follow." Somehow that one hasn't panned out for me yet but I still believe in it!

"eat shit and die"

agree

"To Bad So Sad"

"Live your life to the fullest!"

"Screw you all... I'm going home"

A South Park thing

dont do unto others what u dont want others do unto you!
yah know...

I didn't get where I am today by worrying how I would feel tomorrow.

" You dont know me joe rogan, III smoke ROCK!

"Fuck ya nucca you think your slick asking me for that money but ask thaaaat bitch fo MONEYY"

Is your pussy hurting?



:glugglug

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra.

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." - Ernest Hemingway

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh straight to the point. i love it

"Grass, gas, or ass....nobody rides for free"
OR
"Pass me another beer".
Im not sure which one I use more.

"Thats pretty Fucking Gay" or "Thats Gay"

What'sup Pocahontas !

ill give you a nickel if you tickle my pickel

Roses are red
Violets are blue

I am schiztophrenic
and so am I.

Things always work out in the end, and if they don't work out...it's not the end!

Reminds me of another....

I used to be schizophrenic, but we are both fine now.

:thumbsup

My favourite saying?

"Sure"

:)

"if you dont play to win dont play at all" and
"que sera, sera - translation; whatever may be may be"

Don't be Hatin !
Be Lovin :)

" Kill Yourself" or "you can't handle it"

"we dont even care whether or not we even care"

-The never ending story

My grandma always told me "Don't give away all your goodies at once." She was a live wire.

"what hurts?"

"damn that sucks"

and

"fuck you"
:winkwink:

Fuck you bish!

But you already knew that ;)

"Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime."

-- Bette Davis (1908-89),

"To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it."

-- (John) Churton Collins

"fuck me running"

You live you learn...and one i say very often..."Yea Whatever!!!!!" it drives my boyfriend nuts lol

If something is old and still works, dont fuck with it

"You're dead to me!" or "dead" or "die"

Love the 'you're dead to me' :thumbsup

"It is better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

"To err is human, to repeat is stupid"

"It's all fun and games until you get your crotum caught in the door"

shit happends.

That's a tough one, I love thousands of quotes, proverbs and sayings. I don't have a favourite because their is wisdom in so many things and our perception and ability to benefit from that changes.

Dream as if you will live forever,
and live as if you will die today,

Argue for your limitations and they are yours.

Men learn while they teach.

Well done is better than well said.

The purpose of knowledge is action.

With our thoughts we make the world.

The mind is a great healer.

The most powerful weapon in the world is a focused mind.

Whether you think you can,
or you can't,
you are right.

Life will pay you exactly what you think you are worth,
not a cent more a cent less.

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Evil deeds are like perfume,
difficult to hide.

"drunk girls think im hot"
have it on a t-shirt

Spiffy!

"SHUT UP" REALLY

I started saying 'dang tootin' just tp annoying my husband but now my friends have started saying it, etc.