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Jedimaster 05-19-2004 12:05 PM

Man Pets Jaguar in Zoo, Pays with His Finger. (no pics)
 
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (Reuters) - A New Mexico man made a hasty exit from a zoo after climbing close to a cage to illegally pet a jaguar, but police were able to track him down by the severed finger he left behind.



The shriveled and dried finger from the man's right hand was found outside the cat cage last week by a groundskeeper, Tom Silva, assistant director of the Albuquerque Biological Park, which includes the zoo, said on Tuesday.


The owner of the finger has been identified and is forbidden to return to the zoo, Silva said, adding the park is not planning to press criminal charges.


"I think he's suffered enough," he said.


The man was a frequent visitor and an official zoo member. Eyewitnesses had seen him fleeing the zoo last Tuesday holding his bloodied hand.


The man, who was not identified, said he climbed a steel barrier and scrambled over bushes to get closer to the jaguar to pet it, zoo officials said.


The zoo has a policy of turning to law enforcement officials when contact between visitors and animals turns violent.


"When we find a body part, we are required to call police," Silva said, adding. "He's been summarily banned from the zoo, for the animals' safety and for his own."

crackerboy 05-19-2004 12:05 PM

wtf:Graucho

wdsguy 05-19-2004 12:07 PM

rofl idiot

NaughtyAlysha 05-19-2004 12:08 PM

:1orglaugh

Drunken Sam 05-19-2004 12:10 PM

darwin award :1orglaugh

DreamCumTrue 05-19-2004 12:11 PM

holy fuck...can you imagine being that dumb?

DR_PHIL 05-19-2004 12:14 PM

wow really whopping dumbfucks out there

Strife 05-19-2004 12:14 PM

dumbass idiot :1orglaugh

blazi 05-19-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
holy fuck...can you imagine being that dumb?
not really hehe

Manowar 05-19-2004 12:16 PM

darwin in action there.

EviLGuY 05-19-2004 12:40 PM

I am surprised the zoo didnt sell the finger on Ebay. :Graucho

I like the big cats too.. but I wouldnt be that stupid.

Furious_Male 05-19-2004 12:44 PM

The funny thing is hes banned from the zoo now. Lose your finger and get banned from the zoo this guy obviously loved :1orglaugh

Hes lucky it was just his finger.

aimeesweet 05-19-2004 01:26 PM

what a dumb ass...

HammerALL 05-19-2004 01:30 PM

what was this dude on?

Jedimaster 05-19-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Furious_Male
The funny thing is hes banned from the zoo now. Lose your finger and get banned from the zoo this guy obviously loved :1orglaugh

Hes lucky it was just his finger.

No doubt,,,the banning part is probably worse for him.:(


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