Sunburns!!
 

I'm sooo sunburnt, arrrg!! I burnt everything too, it hurts to wear clothes and sit and sleep. Any suggestions on good sunburn cures (besides Aloe Vera gel, I've got my roomie rubbing that all over me anytime she's home).

vinegar

Potato skins
they used it in hospitals in the ol days for any type of burn
it's very genetically similar to human skin and promoted healing while the dampness helps sooth

and whatever you do DONT apply tooth paste !!!! (some ppl will no doubt tell you to do that)

Vaseline is good too

me?

for some reason that sounds like it's gonna hurt....

I'm seriously burnt from head to toe, that's a lot of fucking potato skins...

apple cider vinegar to be exact

Don't wear any clothes and stay in your room. Want some company? ;)

Solarcaine is gonna ease up the pain
Its a sparay that kinds of numb the skin

Lavender Essential Oil is a miraculous cure for sunburn. You want to be careful getting the oil onto the burn because simply touching the burn will hurt. It is best to drip it on, then spread it (using very gentle pressure) with a piece of tissue. After about a half hour or less, the pain should be gone. The pain should not return unless you jump in the shower soon after application of the oil. You may need to reapply the oil in the morning. That's it. No more pain, no blistering, AND you get to keep the color. Even those of us who are pale as ghosts won't peel.

i've got their aloe gel stuff.
Want to come put this aloe gel on me??

I like the lavender oil idea, except it's 2 in the morning and nothing is open, and I'm afraid I'll be peeling by the morning...

Now that will be a chore I'd readily oblige! Wish I can take the pain away too. :(