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Sarah_Jayne 05-17-2004 05:28 AM

Childless couple told to try sex
 
Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html

llabtaem 05-17-2004 05:29 AM

LOL! What a couple of spaghetti heads :1orglaugh

nige 05-17-2004 05:29 AM

Unbelievable..

arial 05-17-2004 05:29 AM

Brainwashed...

ocho-ocho 05-17-2004 05:34 AM

really? weird huh, havent they feel anything whenever they sleep together? or they never have slept together...amazing!

MaDalton 05-17-2004 05:39 AM

this is one of the most stupid things i heard in my life - religion should be forbidden :helpme

JFK 05-17-2004 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ocho-ocho
really? weird huh, havent they feel anything whenever they sleep together? or they never have slept together...amazing!
they were probably praying , Oh Lord please dont let me have impure thoughts:1orglaugh

TheMob 05-17-2004 05:46 AM

i doubt that story's true, why would they visit a fertility clinic if they were so religious.. wouldn't they just assume god doesn't want them to have children? wouldn't they have talked about their situation with friends?

give me a fucking break.

mind 05-17-2004 05:46 AM

ROFL... now thats quality news Sarah :thumbsup

rowan 05-17-2004 05:47 AM

The guy would have had to jerk it to test his sperm count, so he obviously has hormones. Does sound pretty unlikely...

NiTe-HaWk 05-17-2004 05:48 AM

That is messed up if it is true but like The Mob said it probably isn't :1orglaugh

VeriSexy 05-17-2004 05:50 AM

That is messed, doctor should give them a few porn videos :thumbsup

TheMob 05-17-2004 05:50 AM

and would a clinic's PR guy really use the word 'retard'?

why would something like this even show up on the news - aren't doctors in germany subject to professional discretion?

polish_aristocrat 05-17-2004 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html


lol

so how do they thought people get kids ?

Sarah_Jayne 05-17-2004 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
and would a clinic's PR guy really use the word 'retard'?

why would something like this even show up on the news - aren't doctors in germany subject to professional discretion?

i did wonder about the use of the term but then I also thought perhaps it was a translation and the person doing the translation picked the word.

quantum-x 05-17-2004 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
lol

so how do they thought people get kids ?

http://www.villagestreet.com/cards/evdy/stork.gif

David! 05-17-2004 06:32 AM

LOL
PussyMan will teach 'em how to make little ones :)

zzgundamnzz 05-17-2004 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheMob?
i doubt that story's true, why would they visit a fertility clinic if they were so religious.. wouldn't they just assume god doesn't want them to have children? wouldn't they have talked about their situation with friends?

give me a fucking break.


I agree, I smell Bullshit. Looks like the fertility clinic just wants free publicity.

If they really don't know how to have sex how the hell would they know to go to a fertility clinic?

neewwman 05-17-2004 06:41 AM

Reminds me of a good joke, though:


A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

JFK 05-17-2004 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:


A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

he h e he he:thumbsup

dougeetx 05-17-2004 06:47 AM

Ummm....I guess they still believe in the stork theory, huh?

mediaglow 05-17-2004 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
That is messed, doctor should give them a few porn videos :thumbsup
As long as the movies does not contain facials, then they will never get it... :helpme

neewwman 05-17-2004 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mediaglow
As long as the movies does not contain facials, then they will never get it... :helpme
Yeah, they need an internal cumshot video.

cool1 05-17-2004 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:


A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh thanks for the laugh

StRoGE 05-17-2004 06:53 AM

I'll bet they had a blast when they finally did figure it out though!

Roald 05-17-2004 06:55 AM

Thats what you get when you put all pornsites behind an avs :1orglaugh

Easton 05-17-2004 06:56 AM

people that stupid should NOT be parents

TheMob 05-17-2004 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:


A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

hehe, thanks for the laugh

macker 05-17-2004 07:24 AM

Oh dear

The Heron 05-17-2004 08:38 AM

Good, that religion is gonna die out pretty quick i think!

Webasic 05-17-2004 08:44 AM

:1orglaugh :helpme

EviLGuY 05-17-2004 08:53 AM

I have trouble believing that in this day and age.. they been living in a cave someplace?

Martin 05-17-2004 09:07 AM

These people shouldn't have kids.

Manowar 05-17-2004 09:10 AM

:1orglaugh Religion fucks people up

tranza 05-17-2004 09:12 AM

Someone should send them some extreme hardcore DVD.... :thumbsup

Jer 05-17-2004 09:16 AM

It's all about spontaneous generation.

count blingula 05-17-2004 09:17 AM

wow:(

TweetyBird 05-17-2004 09:48 AM

weird

Lucy 05-17-2004 09:52 AM

such a dumbasses:helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

iFliPcEss 05-17-2004 09:55 AM

stupid, even retardate will surely knew the feeling

Ron2k1 05-17-2004 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
I have trouble believing that in this day and age.. they been living in a cave someplace?
Even cavemen knew how to have sex

KMR Stitch 05-17-2004 10:00 AM

Some people should not reproduce!

M_M 05-17-2004 10:03 AM

change your nick to sarah_ananova

Trixie Racer 05-17-2004 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by neewwman
Reminds me of a good joke, though:


A nice naive Catholic girl is about to marry a worldly Greek man. Her mother is concerned and pulls her aside for a heart-to-heart talk. "Dear, Greeks have a reputation for unnatural desires. When you're in bed, never, never let him flip you over."

So they're happily married for eight months. One night in bed, the Greek says: "Do you want to flip over?"

"Oh no," says the girl, "my mother said never!"

"But dear -- don't you want to have children someday?"

ROTFLMAO!
:1orglaugh

alexg 05-17-2004 10:11 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

omg, that's too funny!!

asuna 05-17-2004 10:15 AM

I don't think they should be having kids...

Fletch XXX 05-17-2004 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Some people should not reproduce!
exactly.

mandatory licenses to procreate.

these dumb fucking peopple should not be ALLOWED to even HAVE children.

are these the type of people that SHOULD be bringing kids into this world?

No, why should they?

One more christian mouth we have to try and shut up one day.

dont let them breed, the WORLD pays in the long run.

Nysus 05-17-2004 10:18 AM

Yeehaw.

Cheers,
Matt

Corleone 05-17-2004 10:20 AM

wow.. unbeliveable

wdsguy 05-17-2004 10:20 AM

lol :1orglaugh


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