About all the wannabe designers on this forum
 

Isnt it funny when someone asks for a gallery designer everybody and his brother spams his services claiming he/she is the best yet when someone looks for a designer to test a gallery on Sleazydreams and make the results public only a handfull designers seems to be around.

So fuck you to all the wannabe kids who charge 30 bucks per gallery cause they know how to open photoshop but are afraid to do business when their gallery will be used for a public testing.

You know who you are.

yeah...

:glugglug

Yeah what?

Haha, See Signature

I sale cheap designs that actually convert:thumbsup

all the 10-15 dollar pre made tgp slangers need to hit the bricks though:1orglaugh

gallery designers are a dime a dozen, and the really good ones are always so loaded with work that its hard to get them to do any work for you.

The design, usability and interaction is very important for the success of a internet site.

We work with a some preferred design studios like ""DZPLY designs.

Cheers,
Sandro

I know how to open photoshop :winkwink:

Dutch homo.

The ones that know how to use the outer glow tool are master craftsmen!

Fuck off dude.

Knowing how to convert has nothing to do with designing. Envisionext designs better than Eroswebmaster, but Eroswebmasters design could convert much better.

Says the cheapass fucka who designs banners for $8. Not to mention they look like shit.

Fight fight fight!

Nah, i'd rather spend my time making useless posts :1orglaugh

These iDiscussions are a waste of time.

Sure,

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Well you can't be talking about me:winkwink:

I offered to do it for free.

I'm willing to put my money where my mouth is.:glugglug

cheap =! bad

I know a lot of kids who makes better designs than a lot of "well - known" companies. And they work on $ 30 also :)

I think you mean cheap != bad

Maybe it just sounds like a potential clusterfuck to people for a few measly bucks.. there is a lot more to the equation then the gallery in making the making the sale.

Its important though yes..

What was the contest anyways? If whoever is running it upped the payout then I am sure there would be more designers interested.

"I want to buy a gallery for 30 bucks and if it doesn't convert for me I am going to be bitching.." sounds like a great customer to me, but then again i am not a designer. :1orglaugh

that thread got big so i think it was full of designers......

The good ones have waiting lists and dont have accounts on messages boards because they have no time to post.

I have all 3.

Waiting list....accounts on message boards and time to post. :glugglug

I must be special.

normally i just laugh at your post and go on but I do agree with you, Hell I even told a few people that posted what you are saying I would do their gallery for free just to prove my shit lol Pretty flashy doesn't always mean shit hehe

I cant really say good or bad about your services cause ive never tried them, but from what the grape vine has told me you do know your shit and how to make galleries that convert and convert good :thumbsup

He was talking about newbie designers that think they are pros ...

like that 300k banner you made :P

me sell good you like cheap...mmmm

you see

If this post if referring to me then that's fine. I never claimed to be better than anyone and never will. It's just not in my nature. I personally didn't respond to that post because honestly I am new in adult. I am not ashamed to admit that I DON'T know what converts well yet. I am always open for criticism and actually do listen to the things people have told me from this board. I have done mainstream for quite some time and have made many a customer happy but with adult things are different. I came to this board by way of a friends reference because I was burned out on mainstream design and needed something different. I am not a wannabe designer, I am a wannabe adult designer, and every designer on here was in my spot at one point or another. I come here to have a few laughs and maybe do a little networking with whoever is willing. I don't throw my shit in anyone's face and I usually try to stay out of other people's business. If you don't like my work, fine, you don't have to buy anything from me but please don't come into a thread I am in trying to make a little cash and bust my chops. I told him I would do his templates for $12 a piece. I wasn't asking $30 each for them. I know I am not ready to charge that much yet. I guess all I am saying is give guys who are honestly trying to do good work and learn HOW to do good work a chance to feel their way through. I am sure some people will have a problem with this post and blah blah blah. Flame me. That's just fine too.

*nods*