Lol. GF's pissed off.
 

I woke up this morning and there was a note on the table saying :

Well, you're a disgusting man.
Chinese bitches putting worms up their asses!!
Why don't you get an older, hairy, fat, busty japanese girl when you seem to excited by them! YUCK!
You disgust me!


Lol. Quite a delightful way to wake up, wouldn't you say? I had to ponder a while wtf she was talking about. Apparently she was snooping around my computer and found the video posted here a while back where the asian girl puts eels or worms or something up her ass. She also browsed through my kazaa "history" and saw some odd porn searches there (to her).

Now I've spent like 10 sms messages trying to explain to her it's not the fucking end of the world. lol. She won't pick up the phone.

She just calls me perverted. I am of course, but what I'm doing at kazaa is field research. Won't get into details, as what I'm doing is quite clever :winkwink: . She can't seem to understand that, and thinks that all the shit I search is for personal usage.
Shit happens I guess, now I have to convince her she's in danger being around me. hahah :)

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my wife watched that with me and laughed her ass off..

we are all a bunch of sick fucks ! :1orglaugh

I can just imagine what kind of good stuff you were looking for to get her that fucked up :1orglaugh

wierdo :1orglaugh

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Actually I wasn't looking for anything 'bizarre'.

I was having searches for various mature niche stuff, some bbw and fat stuff, hairy girls and some hardcore japanese stuff. That's pretty much all. I could have understood her if I was looking for kp or something really disgusting. However, now that I was looking for pretty 'normal' stuff, I think she thinks I'm looking them for myself. How in the fuck can I convince her I didn't. I already explained her why I searched for them, but she doesn't believe me. Annoying situation.

Don't worry about it, I get that all the time. She gets over it every time too. That video got the same sort of reaction...

I wonder, is there any female(s) out there that don't mind (or even like) this sort of stuff ? I need someone who doesn't want to puke at the sight of a facial cumshot :helpme

I would like to recommend sendning MMS of tubegirl to your g/f , that's should solve the situation

do you even read the replies before posting?

I think it's fucked up she was on your computer going and looking at where you had been. Turboface doesn't look in my history and I sure as hell don't look at his. That's an invasion of privacy. IMO


:2 cents:

BigVlad - your sig is hysterical!

my girl loves facials :D

omg...is she a little emotional? Why didn't she tell you right away?

Beats me.
As for invasion of privacy.. I don't have anything to hide. I had no idea she'd get upset when she sees me downloading a porn movie from kazaa. I'd rather download a movie, and see it before making a decision to license it. :)
..and I would have thought she knew INSTANTLY that the eelsfrom ass movie was a joke, not something I jack off to. lol :)

Haha just like when you were in Amsterdam and your girlfriend told you to come back to the hotel while you were drinking beers with us.

I'm pussywhipped. :(

Obviously

just bring her a box of chocolates, a dozen roses.. and a mason jar of eels..

this is a hint :Graucho

Oh fuck, cook some eels tonight...now that would be funny when she comes home.

I understand you don't have anything to hide, I just feel it's not right to look at someone computer that's all.

:1orglaugh Maybe I should take her to a chinese restaurant to eat eels. She was upset about the asian porn I downloaded, because like 4 years ago I told her that 2 asian chicks tried to pick me up at a bar.
She's been jealous to asian girls ever since. lol.
Women, can't understand them.

taking into account she tries to boss you around (Amsterdam thingie mentioned) and secretly goes through your stuff to find something to hold against you.... what sort of relationship does she want in first place? maybe sorting that Q out makes it much more easier - to dump her.


afterall, has she ever not accepted a present cos you bought it with porn money? thought not.

#1 - put a password on yoru computer.
#2 - send her a can of worms and tell her you love her.

Wow TGF! I can't believe she took offense to that considering you see a ton of wild porn daily and she has known about that for a few years now.

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I don't really buy her presents, nor will I dump her. I've been with the girl for over 4 years, and I have no complaints.

Sleazy, thanks for the suggestion. I won't password my comp though, then she'll cry twice as hard. lol.
But about the other suggestion, I trust you in this!
I already bought a can of worms. I hope it will her calm down.
http://www.porngreen.com/shit/worms.jpg
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Shes right you are perveted

owned? :>

yeah, that's what will happen when a man tries to have secrets....

What secrets?

she'll get over it...

Your preferences for "strange material"
some bbw and fat stuff, hairy girls and some hardcore japanese stuff. - it's strange and abnormal in her eyes. My :2 cents:

And I don't know if "buying some worms" is a very good idea :)

Yeah, you wouldn't even eat any of the magic mushrooms Labret and I had because your girl wouldn't let you!

We know who wears the pants in your relationship!

Goddamn pussywhipped Fins!

Nothing wrong with being pussywhipped...

I always tell people this:

"She might wear the pants, but I take em off :winkwink: "

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Can someone post a link to that asian video with eels in her ass

My girlfriend has no problem whatsoever with what I do. Although that pic of ******* made her a little queasy.

I'm pretty upfront with people when I meet them though.

your girl has access to your computer?
wont happen down here :)
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Hmm... well.. my preferences for 'strange material' are stricktly business related. I don't really get off on porn anymore.. so I don't seek stuff for my own usage. :) She knows this is business relatedl.. no idea what came over her today. It might be strange and abnormal in her eyes, but she knows the shit makes me money. :)

Worms are for fishing, not showing up her ass.

Yeah. I have my computer on 24/7. I don't bother locking it, I don't have anything on here that SHOULD upset her. Apparently I was wrong. :)