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mahoney 05-14-2004 04:57 PM

Anyone know how to remove a Boot off a Car ?
 
Anyone know how to remove a Boot off a Car ? MY friends car just got booted but it's a a mistake by the city and he can't find the receipt for all the tickets he paid. :helpme

WarChild 05-14-2004 04:58 PM

Cutting Torch. That's it.

By the way, you damage the city's boot and that's destruction of property. That'll cost you some too.

EviLGuY 05-14-2004 04:59 PM

I have visions of that Simpsons in New York episode dancing in my head.

Juicy D. Links 05-14-2004 04:59 PM

ouch..

baddog 05-14-2004 04:59 PM

C4

baddog 05-14-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
I have visions of that Simpsons in New York episode dancing in my head.
That was the first thing that came to my mind also

mahoney 05-14-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
C4
HUH ?

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:01 PM

You do realize the city KNOWS which car the boot's on. What are you going to do when they ask where their property is?

Say you haven't seen it? :1orglaugh

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:02 PM

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Originally posted by mahoney
HUH ?
C4 is a millitary grade plastic explosive.

candyflip 05-14-2004 05:03 PM

If he paid the tickets, the city should have a record. Looks like you'll be waiting until Monday to get it off.

mahoney 05-14-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
You do realize the city KNOWS which car the boot's on. What are you going to do when they ask where their property is?

Say you haven't seen it? :1orglaugh

hmmm good point the thing is that it's a mistake by the city. My
friend is freaking out so I'm just trying to help him. Any idea how much a boot costs ?

baddog 05-14-2004 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
HUH ?
http://www.ribbands.co.uk/images/prodimgs/C4.jpg

Very efficient and readily available

mahoney 05-14-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by candyflip
If he paid the tickets, the city should have a record. Looks like you'll be waiting until Monday to get it off.
He went to the dmv and there is no record and he got in a Fight
with an Indian guy while he was there and almost got arrested LOL :1orglaugh

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
hmmm good point the thing is that it's a mistake by the city. My
friend is freaking out so I'm just trying to help him. Any idea how much a boot costs ?

Quite a bit. The real problem is, that by destroying the city's property .. You would be comitting a criminal offense: Destruction of property

It really isn't worth it.

I think it'd be cheaper for friend to go rent a car for the weekend. Honestly. If he isn't old enough, then I guess this is a great opportunity for you show your true colors, be a pal, drive him around this weekend :thumbsup

sumphatpimp 05-14-2004 05:07 PM

a machine shop would have the right equipment to cut it off, but if you do it in the street and a police cruiser happens by your ass is grass.

better tow it away first, then cut it off.

or just straighten out the fine with the city.

you get caught fucking up city property then gonna have your ass.

baddog 05-14-2004 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
Any idea how much a boot costs ?
I can assure you they are going to charge more than what they paid for it.

Suggest he pay to get it taken off, then fight them next week when he finds his receipts

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 05-14-2004 05:07 PM

In LA boots don't matter.
A boot on a car is merely a signal that says "Strip This Car".

By next morning ya might find only the Axel remaining.

cayne 05-14-2004 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
C4
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mahoney 05-14-2004 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
Cutting Torch. That's it.

By the way, you damage the city's boot and that's destruction of property. That'll cost you some too.

Can I get that at Home Depot ?

sumphatpimp 05-14-2004 05:14 PM

that kind of cutting torch you get at a welding supply.

and you have to know how to use it.

all you are going to do is fuck up the tire and the rim.

Tuna 05-14-2004 05:26 PM

i wouldnt fuck with the boot. pay the fine

Slam 05-14-2004 05:29 PM

Once you get it off, drive to the nearest dough-nut-pig-hut- shop and throw it through the newest cop cars windshield, scream "keep it assholes," as you drive away laughing. If you get nabed, site that you are really high on meth and can't be held responsible.:feels-hot

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slam
Once you get it off, drive to the nearest dough-nut-pig-hut- shop and throw it through the newest cop cars windshield, scream "keep it assholes," as you drive away laughing. If you get nabed, site that you are really high on meth and can't be held responsible.:feels-hot
Blame GFY too.

mahoney 05-14-2004 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slam
Once you get it off, drive to the nearest dough-nut-pig-hut- shop and throw it through the newest cop cars windshield, scream "keep it assholes," as you drive away laughing. If you get nabed, site that you are really high on meth and can't be held responsible.:feels-hot
LOL thank you for those pearls of Wisdom

:1orglaugh

SoundMan 05-14-2004 05:32 PM

use a plasma cutter

stev0 05-14-2004 05:36 PM

fucking cops.. i'm glad we don't have boots here.

Asthma 05-14-2004 05:37 PM

ya pay your parking tickets

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stev0
fucking cops.. i'm glad we don't have boots here.
One of my old roommates had a boot put on his car at a parking lot in Canada. We couldn't believe it. We actually called the police, who told us, we should pay the "fine" imposed by the parking lot. They went on to say that if we cut it off or otherwise damaged it, we could be arrested. Couldn't believe it.

Ironhorse 05-14-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mahoney
Anyone know how to remove a Boot off a Car ? MY friends car just got booted but it's a a mistake by the city and he can't find the receipt for all the tickets he paid. :helpme
Hmm..you really shouldn't fuck with the city, understand you are a wee little man against a giant machine, your chances are slim, just pay the taxes and move on, this battle is not worth fighting..

Ironhorse 05-14-2004 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
One of my old roommates had a boot put on his car at a parking lot in Canada. We couldn't believe it. We actually called the police, who told us, we should pay the "fine" imposed by the parking lot. They went on to say that if we cut it off or otherwise damaged it, we could be arrested. Couldn't believe it.
What's there not to believe? Taxman comes, you pay or die fighting. Period.

Slam 05-14-2004 05:41 PM

no problem, also make sure you have some back up if they try to hassel you with that "I got beat up in highschool-now I'm a COP and you have to do what I say" SHIT! http://www.reeltails.com/ar15.JPG :ak47:

sicone 05-14-2004 05:42 PM

Try waiting inline at the court house and having the records pulled. Take a copy of the reciept to whoever and have it removed legally.:thumbsup

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
What's there not to believe? Taxman comes, you pay or die fighting. Period.
Our police and bi law enforcment don't use boots, as far as I've ever seen.

What happened to us was in a private parking lot. It was surprising, because I've never seen a boot used in Western Canada my entire life, other than this London Drugs parking lot.

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slam
no problem, also make sure you have some back up if they try to hassel you with that "I got beat up in highschool-now I'm a COP and you have to do what I say" SHIT! http://www.reeltails.com/ar15.JPG :ak47:
Get a clue.

WebTitan 05-14-2004 05:44 PM

probably will have to pay the ticket again

Slam 05-14-2004 05:45 PM

got one, fully auto .223

Ironhorse 05-14-2004 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
Our police and bi law enforcment don't use boots, as far as I've ever seen.

What happened to us was in a private parking lot. It was surprising, because I've never seen a boot used in Western Canada my entire life, other than this London Drugs parking lot.

Well, we were all surprised at one time or another, personally I was lucky to never have the boot put on but I saw plenty cars with it, and I know I got my share of bogus tickets and crap from the cops, but it's not worth hassling with these guys unless you're 18 and still in Kamikaze mode :1orglaugh

WarChild 05-14-2004 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by Slam
got one, fully auto .223
You honestly expect me to believe that you're going to take your automatic rifle and stand up to the police with it, over parking tickets?

If that's really the case, you deserve the SWAT bullet in the skull you're asking for.

Slam 05-14-2004 05:58 PM

joking aside, first it's tickets, then its curfew, next is single-person gps monitoring, soon your car will print you a ticket when you exceed the speed limit. Sad how we all just stand by and watch as our senators pass law after law taking away more and more of our freedoms. Every person on this board should be worried, 2257 is just the begining...why would they stop passing laws against the "adult industry" when it makes so many BRAINWASHED CITIZENS of this communist country so very happy??? NOT Communist...try to walk down the street with out your tracking number, O, SORRY, I mean Drivers license. Thats right..let them take you to jail for not carrying id and see what I mean. Shoot over a ticket, no....come on....but come for my "GUNS" ..my final so-called freedoms.......

WarChild 05-14-2004 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slam
joking aside, first it's tickets, then its curfew, next is single-person gps monitoring, soon your car will print you a ticket when you exceed the speed limit. Sad how we all just stand by and watch as our senators pass law after law taking away more and more of our freedoms. Every person on this board should be worried, 2257 is just the begining...why would they stop passing laws against the "adult industry" when it makes so many BRAINWASHED CITIZENS of this communist country so very happy??? NOT Communist...try to walk down the street with out your tracking number, O, SORRY, I mean Drivers license. Thats right..let them take you to jail for not carrying id and see what I mean. Shoot over a ticket, no....come on....but come for my "GUNS" ..my final so-called freedoms.......
That's a wonderful rant.

This is a thread about a boot (I know there's a canadian joke in there somewhere) over tickets.

Nobody mentioned taking your guns. You just came out wielding them.

Take a deep breath. Relax. Welcome to GFY :glugglug

Slam 05-14-2004 06:15 PM

cool, thx!:thumbsup

synergysex 05-14-2004 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WarChild
It really isn't worth it.
Oh yes it is. The city will spend a quarter of a million dollars on a trial to enforce $100 worth of parking tickets and secure a reimbursement for a $200 piece of metal. Unless your friend has a history of criminal activity, he'll get a year of probation, some community service and restitution and thats IF they come after you and IF it ever makes it trial.

Get a torch and cut if off.

baddog 05-14-2004 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by synergysex
Oh yes it is. The city will spend a quarter of a million dollars on a trial to enforce $100 worth of parking tickets and secure a reimbursement for a $200 piece of metal. Unless your friend has a history of criminal activity, he'll get a year of probation, some community service and restitution and thats IF they come after you and IF it ever makes it trial.

Get a torch and cut if off.

what law school did you graduate from?

Peaches 05-14-2004 06:39 PM

Here's a good place for some ideas :winkwink:

http://www.anglegrinderman.org

Va2k 05-14-2004 06:40 PM

Look its easy jack the fucking car up let the air out of the tire is one thing you may be able to do or just take the tire off and put the spare on............ no fucking up the boot etc...

Pipecrew 05-14-2004 06:44 PM

Since when do the police put on the boot, its the parking enforcement you ass clowns.

DR_PHIL 05-14-2004 07:20 PM

set the car on fire..that will show them

J-Reel 05-14-2004 08:04 PM

Fuck the Meter Maids! Fuck'em.

J-Reel 05-14-2004 08:04 PM

That's just how I feel Man.

Shoehorn! 05-14-2004 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EviLGuY
I have visions of that Simpsons in New York episode dancing in my head.
HAHA, that's the first thing I thought of too.


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