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Greg B 05-13-2004 07:51 AM

How The U.S. Stopped Islamic Terrorists In The Good Old Days: Pig's Blood Torture!
 
Why didn't we think of this? Shows you why you should read your history.
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http://www.bushcountry.org/news/jun_...mic_terror.htm


For those of us who live in the Dar es Harb, the portion of the planet that refuses to submit to Allah, an excellent lesson in how to eradicate the scourge of Islamic terror can be found in American history. Back before Christian civilization became wracked with self-doubt, America made no bones about defending the lives and property of its citizens and those of its allies. Before judeo-Christian culture was undermined by moral relativism, the western democracies had a clear and unobstructed view regarding the importance of defending liberty and freedom.
An example of such a defense against Islamic terror can be found in the pre World War I actions of General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing. In the early years of the 20th century, there were a number of Islamic terrorist attacks against American forces in the Philippines. General Pershing, acting in his capacity as the Military Governor of Moro Province, responded to the terrorism by capturing 50 terrorists and having them tied to posts for execution.

General Pershing had his soldier's slaughter two pigs in the presence of the captured terrorists who believed that upon their deaths, their souls would immediately be whisked up to an Islamic paradise where they would be rewarded for their murderous deeds with eternal debauchery. Traditional Islamic texts describe this paradise as one in which alcohol always flows freely and the soul is eternally indulged with the best of every kind of food and luxury. The Islamic martyr is taught, as an example of one variation of the theme, that his eternal reward in Paradise will be a permanent erection and the endless sexual pleasures of young virginal girls and beautiful boys dressed in silk clothes.

By the same token, the traditional texts indicate that by eating the flesh of a pig, or even by touching a pig, the Muslim is condemned to eternal damnation which is why the captured terrorists were horrified at the sight of the slaughtered pigs. Pershing's soldiers proceeded to dip their bullets into the blood of the pigs, in full view of the terrorists, and then to hahahahahahaha 49 out of 50 who found themselves in front of a firing squad. These men had already been involved in cowardly crimes of terror against Americans. The soldiers then dug a large pit, threw the corpses into the pit, and then threw the pig's carcasses on top of the corpses making sure that their bodies were covered with pig's blood and entrails. The surviving 50th man was then let go as an eyewitness.

For the next several decades there was not a single recorded Islamic terrorist attack against an American anywhere in the world. During those same years, however, the centuries old Islamic Holocaust against indigenous Christians reached a crescendo of bloodshed in Turkey with the annihilation of millions of Christian Armenians and the world did nothing. In 1920, a young Muslim terrorist named Hajj Amin el-Husseini initiated a slaughter of Jews praying at the western wall in Jerusalem on Passover and the Jews did nothing. Rather than punishing this man, the British Governor of Palestine, Sir Herbert Samuel, appointed him as Grand Mufti of Jerusalem thus beginning a trend of Islamic genocide against the Jews that continues unabated. Since World War I, in fact, the western policy toward Islamic terror has been a long and shameful string of appeasements, capitulations and defeat.

Perhaps the outrage of the Islamic terrorist attack on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001, which resulted in the annihilation of over 3,000 people who had the effrontery to live and work in the Dar es Harb and which was a direct result of decades of appeasement, will prove to be a turning point. Perhaps now, at long last, the free world will regain its sanity and moral compass and stand up to Islamic terror. Perhaps a leader will emerge in the footsteps of General Black Jack Pershing.

Chuck Morse

Babel 05-13-2004 07:57 AM

I always carry a wet rock in my pocket. As long as I keep the rock wet, there will be no terrorist attack on the U.S.A

The proof that it works is that ever since I do this, There has not been a single attack on U.S.A

FlyingIguana 05-13-2004 08:00 AM

so we need to feed them bacon?

stev0 05-13-2004 08:07 AM

haha, bomb them with pig carcases instead of bombs! For some reason i think this would just piss them off more....

the Shemp 05-13-2004 08:11 AM

i feel sorry for the pigs...

eroswebmaster 05-13-2004 08:12 AM

sounds like a plan to me.

eroswebmaster 05-13-2004 08:14 AM

you know if you read the bible...it talks about how you have to not only slay your enemy, but the wife, the children, the brothers the sisters, the servants, the animals anything and everything connected to your enemy in whatever way..why?

So it stops there.

I'm not for genocide but I think the Muslims would like to force this issue...it's almost like they want to die by a westerner's bullet so they can say..."see I told you they hated us."

xenophobic 05-13-2004 08:17 AM

Looks like it caught on, I heard that israel had buried a suicide bomber wrapped in pig skin:

<I>Chechen Terrorists to be Buried in Pigskin
08:07 Oct. 31, '02 / 25 Cheshvan 5763


According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security forces have decided to bury the terrorists from last's week's hostage siege wrapped in pig's skin. The aim is to deter potential Islamic terrorists from future attacks.

Shahidi (Jihad martyrs) believe by their nefarious acts that they ascend immediately to heaven. Using their beliefs against them, wrapping their corpses in 'unclean' pigskin prevents them from entering heaven for eternity.</I>

EviLGuY 05-13-2004 08:30 AM

Sounds like it's worth a shot to me. (pun intended.. :Graucho )

You really can't sit down with these fucks and convince them of the error of their ways so what does that leave?

AWC 05-13-2004 08:40 AM

Super Soakers filled with pig's blood

what a concept

stev0 05-13-2004 08:40 AM

Might work actually.... they're very religious. These people aren't afraid of death because they believe in dying for God and all that. But take away their afterlife and they might think twice.

stev0 05-13-2004 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
i feel sorry for the pigs...
yeah, me too... maybe we can just clone pig parts and use the blood from them :)

xenophobic 05-13-2004 08:48 AM

I read something earlier where a guy from hamas said something to the effect of 'the occupiers do not choose who goes to heaven' and that defiling the body after their death had no effect, that the body of a martyr was so pure it did not need washing like those who normally die.

I guess at the end of the day, they'd put a spin on it why it wouldn't matter, if you've already talked someone into taking a bomb into a location and detonating for god, and virgins you can pretty much imagine they're going to accept just about anything else you say.

adjektiv 05-13-2004 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
I always carry a wet rock in my pocket. As long as I keep the rock wet, there will be no terrorist attack on the U.S.A

The proof that it works is that ever since I do this, There has not been a single attack on U.S.A

How do you keep it wet? Doesn't it stain your pants? Freak!

Greg B 05-13-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xenophobic
I read something earlier where a guy from hamas said something to the effect of 'the occupiers do not choose who goes to heaven' and that defiling the body after their death had no effect, that the body of a martyr was so pure it did not need washing like those who normally die.

I guess at the end of the day, they'd put a spin on it why it wouldn't matter, if you've already talked someone into taking a bomb into a location and detonating for god, and virgins you can pretty much imagine they're going to accept just about anything else you say.

First off no Muslim in his or her right or wrong mind would believe that.

Second of all if they did, you'ld then threaten to air bomb aerosol their village and families in pig parts.

That'd stop the terrorism cold.

Greg B 05-13-2004 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
Super Soakers filled with pig's blood

what a concept


Now THAT'S 'Space Ranger Thinking' :)

A tip o' the hat to ya! :)

Greg B 05-13-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
you know if you read the bible...it talks about how you have to not only slay your enemy, but the wife, the children, the brothers the sisters, the servants, the animals anything and everything connected to your enemy in whatever way..why?

So it stops there.

I'm not for genocide but I think the Muslims would like to force this issue...it's almost like they want to die by a westerner's bullet so they can say..."see I told you they hated us."

Egad! Next our hard drives will be put to the sword.

With that kind of mentality as an historical reference you just don't get into a fight with people that crazy, you obliterate them and let God figure out what he should do with them.

xenophobic 05-13-2004 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greg B
First off no Muslim in his or her right or wrong mind would believe that.

Second of all if they did, you'ld then threaten to air bomb aerosol their village and families in pig parts.

That'd stop the terrorism cold.

ah, they just fall for that ol' "run in the cafe and kill all the people inside, and you'll be in heaven with 70 virgins' shit then?
:)

Babaganoosh 05-13-2004 02:32 PM

Sounds like a waste of a perfectly good pig. If we're going to kill pigs, we need to be making sandwiches and footballs out of them rather than smearing them on nut jobs.


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