are you a chronic masturbator and in SAN FRAN?
 

http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/

:)

ALL MASTURBATIORS ARE HERE NOW!

:Graucho

:helpme

Evil sick flames cast uncertain shadowsin the dimly lit Temple ofAnhur as we count the dead and vanquished by hacking off theirphalluses and piling the severed hands before the living stoneimage of God.The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated kneel in hopeless Aquiescence as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serveour father Anhur.Yea we impale them on the massive stone member of the IthyphallicWar God until the backs of their throats are torn out and theirbowels are ripped apart.One by one we force the female captives to serve the Ahati untilthe Gods legs are awash with blood and his phallus drips withred and black gore Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m abaneth Anhur.We lay our bloodstained weapons of Iron on the altar of Anhur andHis Seed blesses us with strength to slay our enemies Like as untoMenthu we have become Ithyphallic.The mighty Sekhmet is with us.

:arcadefre

:Graucho :Graucho

Whossup man?

damn i love san fran! haite and ashburry rawk!

Jesus...what's next.. :1orglaugh

I actually participated this year.

It was a hoot.
I even won "Best Dressed." :)

Next is hexed... What did you meant guy?

:glugglug

but what's 'bout handjobs?

:2 cents:

:1orglaugh

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

:clown :jester