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Amp 05-11-2004 01:44 PM

A good deal for someone with roofing experience
 
I'm looking for someone that has roofing experience. Not putting on a gutter for your mom.... someone that has done roofing and knows their shit.

I would like to work with you on sorting out all the details, but the overview is, I will buy all the materials, pay you for the job, fly you to the islands, put you up for a week or whatever, and provide all the food and booze you require. (plus some fun shit along the way)

So, in a nutshell, it's a quick job that you get paid for, plus a free vacation on Maui.

If anyone fits the bill and wants to talk about it more, please email me. You know my addy.

and if you're thinking of wasting my fucking time, you'll regret it. I want people seriously interested only. I don't have the time or patience for idiots and their fucking games.

Mahalo.

freeadultcontent 05-11-2004 01:45 PM

Nice deal.

Mike AI 05-11-2004 01:45 PM

Ask 12 Clicks!

Internet God 05-11-2004 01:46 PM

Um.

I think you got your message boards mixed up.

This is a Webmaster message board.

You are looking for: http://forum.doityourself.com

Good Luck

torrey 05-11-2004 01:49 PM

Funny, Im having my roof done now.

Company out of Carlsbad, CA.

Patriot Roofing, they are doing sweet work, and covered 4500 Sq.Ft. in less than a week, with new skylights and the whole works.

Owner is young and aggressive, highly recommended.
888-749-7663

Hope it helps.

Dawgy 05-11-2004 01:51 PM

i know some hot construction boys back in texas.... if you dont mind them roofing your house nearly naked while i shoot some content... :Graucho

NaughtyJenn 05-11-2004 01:53 PM

amp hit aj up ([email protected]) he knows someone on the island already (from when his brother lived there) that did his roof.. did an amazing job 2!

Amp 05-11-2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
i know some hot construction boys back in texas.... if you dont mind them roofing your house nearly naked while i shoot some content... :Graucho
long as they do good solid work, I'm open to anything.

brand0n 05-11-2004 01:54 PM

shingles or hot tar or what? do you know the pitch of the roof? whats the weather like? whats it paying besides the trip and beer? how much needs done?

not that i would do it, i swore id never roof again, but someone who might be into this would want to know this stuff

amp, you could read up on it if it was just a small amount of shingle work and odds are knock it out yourself

Amp 05-11-2004 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
shingles or hot tar or what? do you know the pitch of the roof? whats the weather like? whats it paying besides the trip and beer? how much needs done?

not that i would do it, i swore id never roof again, but someone who might be into this would want to know this stuff

amp, you could read up on it if it was just a small amount of shingle work and odds are knock it out yourself

It's a cedar shake roof. It needs full replacing with cedar shake. (tear off the old, put on the new) Regular shingles are not an option.

I don't know the pitch of the roof, but it's not steep. Open beam ceiling so there's no attic or insulation or anything to deal with.

Work will be limited to between 8am and 4-30pm every day (except weekends... no weekends) due to community regs. I don't expect it would take more than 5 days max to do the job. Sooner it's done, the sooner he can screw off on the beach for the rest of the week.

The weather is beautiful, as always. Sunny, 86 degrees, view of the ocean, beach across the street if it gets too hot. Water is 80 degree bath water and crystal blue. Waves are good.

Don't know the sq footage of the roof, but if I had to guess, I'd say approx. 2000 sq ft needs doing.

Job will pay approx $3k - $5k give or take, depending on experience and level of professionalism.

No, I can't do it myself. I'm a graphic artist, not a roofer. I have trouble changing lightbulbs.

NaughtyJenn 05-11-2004 02:02 PM

amp just gave aj the heads up btw :)

davethetruth 05-11-2004 02:03 PM

AMP, my college buddy has been roofing in Massachusetts since he got his English degree a few years ago. You want me to tell him about it?

Amp 05-11-2004 02:07 PM

NaughtyJenn, thanks.... if he's interested, tell him to shoot me an email.... love to talk to him about it.

davethetruth, same for you.... I'm looking to try and have this take place in about a month. I would like it sooner, but I realize people need to plan for something like this and adjust schedules and whatnot. It's a 5 hour flight from California.

my email addy is amp at adult dot com

Mahalo

Amp 05-11-2004 02:52 PM

bumpin' for roofers

Amp 05-11-2004 03:39 PM

still open.

can't believe there isn't someone with roofing experience that doesn't want an easy gig and a free vacation to boot.

davethetruth 05-11-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amp
It's a cedar shake roof. It needs full replacing with cedar shake. (tear off the old, put on the new) Regular shingles are not an option.

I don't know the pitch of the roof, but it's not steep. Open beam ceiling so there's no attic or insulation or anything to deal with.

Work will be limited to between 8am and 4-30pm every day (except weekends... no weekends) due to community regs. I don't expect it would take more than 5 days max to do the job. Sooner it's done, the sooner he can screw off on the beach for the rest of the week.

The weather is beautiful, as always. Sunny, 86 degrees, view of the ocean, beach across the street if it gets too hot. Water is 80 degree bath water and crystal blue. Waves are good.

Don't know the sq footage of the roof, but if I had to guess, I'd say approx. 2000 sq ft needs doing.

Job will pay approx $3k - $5k give or take, depending on experience and level of professionalism.

No, I can't do it myself. I'm a graphic artist, not a roofer. I have trouble changing lightbulbs.

I talked to my friend and he said taken off cedar shakes but never put them on and doesn't feel qualified to do it.

Sorry AMP

GL

boardersweetie 05-11-2004 05:08 PM

I've never wanted so badly to be a roofer.

nathan_f 05-11-2004 05:11 PM

i just cant stop thinking that here's some unemployed roofer sitting at home right now.

too bad he doesnt read gfy.. what a deal!

Amp 05-11-2004 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by davethetruth
I talked to my friend and he said taken off cedar shakes but never put them on and doesn't feel qualified to do it.

Sorry AMP

GL

ok, thanks for checking with him though. I appreciate it.

I need this done for real people.... and this is not some bullshit propaganda. It's a real job and a real offer. I have 2 people interested in it so far, but it doesn't sound like they will be able to make time for a trip any time this year..... and that's not gonna work for me. I need this done soon.


So, (i hate to repeat myself, but....) if anyone is confident they can do this, and is interested..... I have a check and a plane ticket with your name on it.

Shooter 05-11-2004 05:38 PM

Why not get a roofer that's local?

Amp 05-11-2004 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shooter
Why not get a roofer that's local?
insanely expensive.

it's cheaper for me to fly someone in, buy the materials, and pay for a vacation than have the local boys do it.

Amp 05-11-2004 05:48 PM

worst case scenario is I don't find anyone and I end up using the local boys. I already have 2 estimates, and while I'm capable of doing that, I'd rather not. I figured someone here would've had some roofing experience that would like to make $5k for a few days work plus a free trip.....

but if I'm wrong, hey, I can always make one phone call to the local guys and have them here tomorrow.

Amp 05-11-2004 06:01 PM

I'll throw in a helicopter tour and a full day catamaran cruise for anyone that can do this.

Nasty 05-11-2004 06:30 PM

My brother does roofing, he's good, I will shoot this link over to him with your email, sounds like something he may be interested in

Amp 05-11-2004 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nasty
My brother does roofing, he's good, I will shoot this link over to him with your email, sounds like something he may be interested in
mahalo bro.... my addy is up farther in this thread....

jackson 05-11-2004 06:43 PM

hey contact me i currently work for a roofing comany, im experienced with shingling and also rubber roofing.. i'll be gald to discuss details with you via icq.

icq#: 303419172
email: [email protected]

jackson 05-11-2004 06:51 PM

If not myself i'm sure one the owner or the owners son would be interested and they are both very experienced my boss has been roofing for over 20 years in new jersey. So you'd be working with a professional roofer contact me for information i'd definately have to talk to them about it first i know one of them would be interested though.

reynold 05-11-2004 07:01 PM

You're offering a very good deal for this job. I wish you luck on finding the right guy for it!

Jer 05-11-2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jackson
hey contact me i currently work for a roofing comany, im experienced with shingling and also rubber roofing
Damn. Internet is amazing.

beemk 05-11-2004 07:06 PM

damn you're throwing up 5k and a trip.... roofing there must be a fucking rip off. you can get a roof done here for a fraction of that price.

slapass 05-11-2004 07:46 PM

My brother in law does this stuff. I hit him up. Maybe we can get you a second option.


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