You Guys Wont Even Beging To Belive This *lmfao*
 

Okay i was just sittin at my desk working and i get a message from one of my ex's from y ears ago that moved to olympia washington .. so i was like whats up and she starts flipping out about how i was an ass or wahtever to her back in the day
so i was like whatever and ignored her for the whole convo

so about two hours later i hear my car alarm go " beap " it does the beap when someone is to close to the car so i look out the hahahahahaha and she isfucking laying right by the car i go out to the car to see whats going on she had a lil knife in her hand .. evidently she was gonna try to slash my tires but when the alarm went beep warning her to back off it scared her and she feel and twisted her ankle ...

so make a long story short

sucks to be here

... good times toinght guys

wtf :1orglaugh

rofl haha i know bro i cant get over it

fucking two hour drive to my house to end up owning her self??!?


karma i guess :):)

she'll probably sue you for twisting her ankle while trying to slash your tires. something about you not having smooth pavement. and of course, since this is the US, she'll win.

psycho ex-bitches

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh This story can make a good "forward" haha! :thumbsup

haha damnit dont post that im sure she reads gfy sence she feels that she has to been in any of my other biz

When I was getting divorced from my first wife she tossed all my Italian suits out into the driveway and drove over them back and forth with her Mercedes.

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pics?

So make the short story long...

WTF makes her so unbalanced?

Did you do her sister/mother/best friend/all three or something? :1orglaugh

Or is she just plain looney?

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dont wanna get into it all but there was like a 50 page post about how this girl fucked me over

she had an abortion without even letting me know .. i know it wasnt my choice to make but a " hey im kill your kid " phone call would of been nice

this girl is real psycho

hard to even explain her

Rofl.. sounds like one crazy bitch. Did you fuck her afterwards?

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Bitches are just stupid

Kinda reminds of one time my ex-wife asked me to send her some money. She bugged me for weeks so finaly I go to western union and send her $200

She went to pick the money up, they told her it would take a few minutes and asked her to wait, so she does. Then a cop walks in and arrested her.

The stupid bitch had written the place a bad check and then she was stupid enough to go there and show ID to collect a western union. And the place kept her money and she went to jail

Best $200 I ever spent :1orglaugh

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LOL LOL
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hahah chris, serves that bitch right...did you laugh at her?
i would have :thumbsup

I was in new york recently and picked up this chick at the bar and brought her to my hotel room, in the morning i noticed that my pants were moved onto the chair so i punched this bitch in the eye and she starts screaming and shit so i kicked her in the kidneys till she stopped screaming and tied her to the chair. Well it turned out , i had gotten so wasted the night before, i had forgotten that i had put the pants on the chair not on the bed.. Whoops.. My bad.. so i gave the chick 2 valiums and $50 and called her a cab.. I'll call her once the bruising clears up.. :1orglaugh

ahahahaha :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that happend to you too !

You should have taken a picture. Sounds like the making of a perfect owned pic! :1orglaugh

Ha ha ha.

Karma can be such a bitch :1orglaugh

owned :1orglaugh

sounds like fatal attraction... :(

shoot the bitch now... it will save you alot of bullshit in the long run :BangBang: