How do I fix this crap?
 

http://www.nastychimp.com/ghostdriver/template.php

That stupid fucking warning message at the top :mad:

Please, help me out

dont know that script - but do you have the correct paths?

and the correct permissions set?

looks like it cant find the config file, or it cant read it

maybe the info on config isn't correct?

i have done everything!!!! this fucking warning message is irking the shit outta me

someone please, help me out....i am about to have a fucking breakdown!!!

have your programmer look into it

Without looking at the script itself.. most problems like these are created by having incorrect paths in your script OR having incorrect PERMISSIONS on the script directories.

90+% of the time its one or the other.

If you help me fix my problem. I will paypal ya $20 dollars :thumbsup

It's obvious, there is no htdocs folder.

Huh? What are you talking about?

does this exist ?

ghostdriver/tgpengine_php.php

Your path error in tgpengine_php.php is calling for the path
/usr/local/apache/www/nastychimp.com/htdocs/ghostdriver/template.php

once again...there is no htdocs folder.

You ask me another question and it's going to cost you $1,200.00

yes

???

its just your home roo directory is set wrong man send the $20 now :Graucho

'/usr/local/apache/www/nastychimp.com/htdocs/' is probably the webroot...

OKAY FUCK THIS SCRIPT !!! I AM GOING TO BED!!! I HATE FUCKING SCRIPTS!!!! THEY FUCKING SUCK!!!! THEY ALWAYS FUcK uO!Lrefmkadsflm;ksdmfdasmlfadsm;f ds:mad:

Wilber is right...


$am

to fix your problem boot your pc to dos and type / format c: then hit [enter] then type Y and hit [enter]
wait till 100% and your problems are solved :Graucho

go suck a herpes infested dick! :321GFY

Nothing wrong with PHP, it's a fine language.

You want to blame something you have to be real.
Two components involved in your dilemma...
1 - PHP
2 - You

...I wonder where the fuck up is...hmmm.

You parents are cousins right?

:1orglaugh

im not the fucking retard who cant get my webservers root path right fucktard :321GFY :1orglaugh

you could have offered the ghost folks 25 to install it for you instead of offering 20 here ;)

easier the better.

fuck installs

heh

???

damn right!

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