What are you getting MOM?
 

I need ideas...

Some massager for the bath or something like that .

Nice! I could use one for myself! lol

A couple of years back I did this.

Sent my Mom NOTHING on Mothers Day, didn't call, didn't do shit and ignored her calls.

BUT...

I had the florist sorted to deliver her a different bunch of flowers EVERY day for the next week (starting the day AFTER Mothers Day) with a different card each day..

And each card at the bottom said "Because Everyday Should Be Mother's Day with a Mom Like You"

Corny, a cliche, suckie?

Might be all of those, but let me tell you, my Mother has not shut up about it ever since.

She loved it.



:winkwink:

That's excellent! I would rather use something like this for Valentines Day though, for my girlfriend. She would probably cry if I ignored her on Valentines day though, lol...

video tape....saying all your message for her! you know stuffs!:glugglug

I bought her an air conditioner because its hella hot here :)

I did the 12 days of christmas for my GF last Xmas....

That took ages to get all the stuff right and cost a penny, but again, worth every cent of it.

Just the though Xmas gets her unzipping my fly...

:thumbsup

A case of beer :glugglug

Nice idea! :thumbsup

I usually just take her out to eat someplace or something.

Maybe get her a card.. good enough. Her bday was just a month ago anyways.

Actually dinner sounds good!... Or maybe even breakfast.

Ok, I'm gonna take her out for breakfast, but I also want to have a small tangable gift as well... hmm...

... and some new tools!

a bitch slap
she didnt deserve shit

My mother is lucky I didn't show up at her door with a fucking baseball bat to smash her pathetic little fucking head in years ago when i was younger and more merciful.

Now I can't even remember her name or where she lives.

I hope she rots in fucking hell where she belongs.

ouch :(

:321GFY

do tell! what happened?

a new dildo... she deserves it...

Yeah... she must have really fucked up for you to have such hate for your mom.

eeeeeewwww :1orglaugh

Tickets to that fag Josh Groban.

yeah she called me a few years back.

maybe 4

asked what i wanted from her.


so I searched really deep in my heart and told her the truth.

I said:

I want you to fucking die you psycho bitch

my mother is obsessed with that fag...

its simple.

I know who my father is but that slut that spit me out of her hahahaha will never be my mother.

my mother just received her bouquet of 12 dozen roses and 12 dozen plumeria's in a basket......my mother is the most important person in my life and i would give my life for her if there ever was a choice.

flowers:glugglug

a day in the spa, she deservs it

I said the bitch that fucking spit me out of her fucking absested stinking dripping nasty fucking god damn c-u-n-t....

deep breath

will never ever be called my mother.


in fact she called a while back and asked me what i wanted from her to make everything right.


I told her I wanted her to fucking die already.


rest in pieces you god damn slut c-u-n-t. I hope you rot in fucking hell.

card and gift certificate to the spa

Dayum boy !

Freud could have had a field day with that shit !!!

:(

okay my wife says I'm drunk as i should be...

and its her day as well.

so I appologize to all those mother fucking mother lovers out there and leave you with this..


she squatted down and shat you out the same hole she pees with....

what do you owe the bitch?

Anything in the world she wants! I couldn't ask for a better, more loving, more caring mom. I don't even think one would exist! lol...

I wish I could cure her of her artheritis, that poor woman :(

Did she? die, I mean?

You are one of the lucky ones! :thumbsup

nice of you

I have decided that the best gift will be to not tell her I am in porn.

I have no clue what to get my mom for mothers day.

A cruise this summer in the Caribbean... she's been wanting it for a while now. :)