US Citizens Draft Registration NOW!
 

Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror.
Henceforth, and in accordance with established Federal conscriptional provisions, all male and female citizens aged 16-45 must register for the impending draft. Each registrant's personal information will undergo rigorous computer analysis to compile a profile of overall physical, mental, and moral fitness prior to the issuing of orders to report for basic training.

WARNING: Persons failing to register by 2 November 2004 will be classified as deserters and become subject to the penalties prescribed therefore by the Rules and Articles of War, up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00.

http://www.draftregistration.us/

Ohhhhh yeah. Vote HIM in again. Can't wait to see all those republicans yipping and yapping when it's THEIR kids that get drafted.

is gullable in the dictonary, hurry up and check

is all of this serious. "up to and including incarceration for a period not to exceed fifteen (15) calendar years and fines up to $125,000.00. "

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Bush is a jackass but that site is baloney. I don't think "Non-homosexual" is going to be in the official literature.

SpaceAce

Obviously it's a joke.

:1orglaugh I want all 6

Why would the US possibly need a draft? What are people dying somewhere or something. Com'on! 600 people and change. That is absolutely astonishing that the US can go into a country have a war and then "occupy" it for over a year and only have those amounts of small loses. The US could fight another 2 - 3 wars and not have to use a draft!

nice joke :)

I went to check it. It wasn't.

I'm Gay :thumbsup

Its amazing how many idiots on GFY are going to believe this.

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That's a pretty nice one whoever made that.

It wouldn't surprise me.... but let's see how many come out of the closet. Bush WOULD do that kind of thing, but if he was wording it, it would read "those unclean unnatural godless heathens", not homosexuals.

whois the domain and youll see its way too fake

just look at the bottom of the site. silly kids :1orglaugh

Just look for the missing .gov

I tried to join the military once, they said I was over weight and would have to slim down. At the time I was in the gym 5 days a week and thinking about becoming a fireman so I trained with their recruits. How is an extra 25 pounds of muscle considered over weight? I ultimately decided they were high to think I was going to lose 25 of muscle and became a computer programmer... Fucking bad idea...

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