I need a job...
 

I know I'm not a huge name in this industry, but I'm looking into making adult my day job on top of running my site. I don't know a ton about the technical side of things - basically just enough for my site. But I have a ton of mainstream sales and secretarial experience. Plus I'm a smart girl and I'm good with people. If anyone can think of anything I could do to help pay the rent, post here or ICQ me. I'm located in Santa Barbara, CA. Thanks in advance for being such nice helpful guys (don't let me down).

hello there sweetie! just keep patient in posting...it's really gonna be of great help for yah!:)

I forgot to mention that I'm also a pretty good photographer and I'd be great at any promotional stuff.

Wanna try the content thing? hehehe

Keep posting your personality and knowdlege will come thru someone will grab ya.

Maybe me a mod on a message board?

Goodluck on your job hunting! I hope you'll receive good offers. :)

Pics? :winkwink:


Anyway, I could use someone like webinc sarah to promote my designcompany but I first need to add a new designer to the team.

Good luck and I am sure it will work out for you :thumbsup

Shouldn't be too hard for a girl to find a job in this biz :Graucho

sure you don't want to hire a promoter first?? I'll post pics for whoever offers me a job.

No sorry, I would love to but at this moment I have a hard time getting all jobs done without even promoting it

Goodluck sweetie!

I just want to say thanks to everyone for coming and wishing me good luck. It really gives me hope for the goodness in people on this board.

Wish I could help, sounds like you have some skills I could really use. If you're even remotely interested in entering into a casual partnership on a semi-mainstream site, contact me at ICQ 47966255. No money up front so probably no help to you...something about your attitude appeals to me, though.

Let's put it this way - if you think you can help me make a mainstream e-zine make money, we'll go in on it together, 50/50.
(Maybe even a better ratio for you if you can really produce). Must have a pro-sex and also pro-female attitude. ;)

bump before I go to sleep...

Here's another bump for you. :)

Good luck with your search.

this really is a smart girl guys and no she doesn't want to be content. one of you big sponsors has to be looking for another rep or something like that.

gracias sweetheart

bump for a sexy girl :Graucho

always funny reading threads when females post that they are lookin for jobs ;)

anyways most jobs you will find with your exp. will just be commison based and that is what i can offer you

:):)

contact me if you want to make commison

71462500

Just like Epic's recent offer? :1orglaugh

why's that?

anytime, and don't worry we'll talk some more

:Graucho

just go on! I think you have all the qualities that an employers were looking at :)

talk? I'm sure that's what you'll be doing... :Graucho

well at least some of the time, i only need one hand to hold the phone

:Graucho

too bad you are 2 time zones away or id hire you to work with us at Mallcom.com
:(

good luck

oh you go girl............ for sure alot of guys could help you out there..........

that is too bad. Did I mention I'm also in college, so I'm educated as well.

Whats wrong with Mallcom? if Dom offered me a job i might have a look. He's a cool dude and is true to his word.

I'd love the job, but he needs people at the office in NY and I live in California.

because girls get " good luck " and guys 90% of the time just get ignored

you know honestly ... you have the same skills as every other person out here

secertary skills? whats that? answer a phone ? take a message? get some coffee?
im not bashing you in anyway but i just think it is funny how girls will get the attention just because they are female but when a guy needs a job they are told to go to wendys or mcdonalds

Bump for you. I wish I had something that I needed to hire for. Good luck! :thumbsup

What you got like roots growing out of your feet?

Move...

hey doc..nothing wrong with mallcom...just need some new people as we are growing
dom is still with us..have to put upwith him every day...but he is a cool guy to work with

*edit* hit me up on icq and pass me your name so ill tell him to offer you the job lol

I see your point about guys vs. girls. And as far as the secretarial thing goes, I just meant I had experience doing things like billing, file setup and management, legal paperwork - all kinds of random stuff I did at my last job (I was an admin asst for a federal halfway house). I also think I might have some skills that not everyone on this board does. I have a college education, I've worked in retail a lot and I can sell anything to anyone, I'm extremely organized, and I can learn anything quickly. There's a reason my friends are recommending me in this thread, and it's not because I'm another dumb blond.

What the hell is Juicy doing partying with these girls?

http://www.selfpleasure.com/partyjuicy.jpg

How about somr blowjobs?:Graucho

lmao!! That's my roomie and our friend Rami from NY, that's probably the funniest thing either of us has seen all day

Answer the phone :1orglaugh


My last two bosses have both asked that i don't answer the phone.

They said i was rude and wasn't sympathetic to thier needs. They also emphasized it wasn't in my job description... so they got me a secratary.

ring

Doc: What...
phone person: blah blah blah
Doc: no thanks i gave at the office...<click>

Ring

Doc: What...DAMN
phone person: blah blah blah
Doc: please leave a message....<beep><CLICK>

Glad I could make the 2 of yours day. Want to come make my day? :Graucho

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I bet you have some great mpg's of "those" showers....

although in all honesty, female board whores tend to bring in more affiliates (although the traffic can sometimes be another story)

still i dont see any special skills ?

college education ... that is just a piece of paper in my books


you worked in retail ? ... umm .... lol


you where an administrative assisant for a half way house ... you did legal paperwork ? i didnt know an assistants took care of legal paper work ??? I offered you a job but you didnt take it. If you are as good as you say you are why dont you just sign up for an affilate program and have people sign up under you while you find that adult dream job ? What do you want a 5k salary and 75% commison???

Again .. im just trying to understand

I know :( its sad but thats the industry we work in. Alot of hard honest workers get shuned aside in this industry and the girl with tits gets hired and brings in 100 inactive affilates and gets canned two months later while the guy who got shunned aside found a company to work for and is bringing in 100's of ACTIVE affilates


hehe

at that office, assistants did take care of legal paperwork, I did a lot of really random stuff there and I wish I could express all of it in a way that someone who didn't work in the prison system would understand. I'm not looking for a dream adult job, just something that can get the bills paid. I do appriciate your job offer and I was considering it, but your replies in this thread left a bad impression so I decided not to. I'm sorry that you guys all think that the only thing a girl can do in this industry is flash tits to make money (whether they do it as content or to influence guys to buy a product). Girls are just as smart and capable as guys.

Hey...check your ICQ, ok?

um... I don't see anything there.

Too bad your not in Vegas.
:(

Good luck but I've yet to see a webmaster have this as a "day job" be prepared for a 24/7 varying schedule. I've seen my man treat it like a demanding baby, feeding it every four hours when running normally, and getting only a few hours of sleep over days when it needs attention.

Im not saying all you can do is flash your tits .. i never ONCE said that

some of the most respected people in this industry ARE FEMALE and good lord we all know we dont want to see there tits

why did you ignore what i said in my post ? why dont you sign up for an affilate program to make some cash ? you say you have all these skills that will make you a good addition to a companys team but you CANT make a company money if you cant even pay your own rent with this industry

just my two cents and my offer is still on the table if you are serious about making money


hell ill even give you 4$ PER sale your affilates generate out of my OWN pocket.

offer IS on the table.