Confusious say....
 

man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!

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... post them if you got em :thumbsup

baseball wrong... man with four balls cannot walk

lol fuckin idiot

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man who walk through airport doors sideways...is going to Bangcock!

why they are putting expiry date on water in bottles

iffy sit on cock
you will have baby

man who stick dick in peanut butter not crazy.. just fucking nuts.

ehehe lol

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!

Woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

he who stick head in party bowl, get punch in nose....

man who finger pussy during period.. is caught red-handed.

lol sick fuck

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secretary becomes permanent fixture , when screwed on desk.

Man who jerk off in cash register...soon will come into money.

Virgin like balloon. . . one prick, all gone.

man who fart in church sit in own pew

old.... man with one chopstick go hungry

You play Taipei?

Nutty! I mean naughty! :1orglaugh

Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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OMG sooooo funny

man who wants nurse, must be patient.

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Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand. <br><br>

man must learn to ejaculate... cums in handy :1orglaugh

stop it :1orglaugh

not with me buddy...

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up.

He who plays with self, pulls boner.

Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Man who plays with self pulls boner.

Man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep shit.

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

Rape impossible: Woman fun faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.

Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

Wife not part of furniture, until screwed on bed.

Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Don't sweat the petty stuff ... and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.
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justfreemovies:

you got quite a collection! :thumbsup

All the ones I know have been used already.. so I'm just posting to give you all the finger. :321GFY

haha i love these jokes

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Some funny confucisms! :1orglaugh

Man who go to bed with itchybum

Wake up with smelly finger

Man who eat jellybeans fart in technicolor.

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cut n paste :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"...He who have itchy bum, have smelly fingah..."

"...Man who stick penis in custard pie not crazy, just fuckin' disgusted.."

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