Kerry Announces Agendas
 

Kerry's offical website has just listed for the first time, the changes that Kerry will make once elected.

Kerry's scheduled changes:

1: Delegate US decision making responsiblities to the UN.

2: Disarm and disband our Military as a gesture to the UN.
(Current military personel loosing jobs will be needed to staff the additional creation of jobs in the IRS. (More people needed because of more your income will be sent them)
(Heads up Bin Laden, the coast is clear)


3: He may or may not make SUVs illegal.

4: He will change the sports rewards programs.
(ie. the supebowl winner will now get to hoist the Lambardi Ribbon)

5: He will change congressional voting system to a best two out of three.

6: He plans to introduce legislation that will ration oil use in america. (Exceptions will be made for people with more than one mansion and or private jet)

8: He will put in place programs to educate the American public so the comman man can better undstand him and his vocabulary.

9: As a gesture to the French for an apology of the US uncovering their bribes and kickbacks. All U.S. resturants must change their menus and now rename hamburgers to "frenchburgers" In addition, he will make it mandatory to increase the amount of ketchup used in all hamburgers and on freedom fries. (guess why)

10: Vietnam Verterans who gained politically by opposing the vietnam war are now exhonerated for their admitted war crimes.

to many to list !


If he has a stance on any other issue, we would like to know. He is keeping that very quiet.

wow, no one wants to debate this. Guess the democrats really are going to have a hard time transfering the "bush haters" to Kerry supporters.


Its all over now, bush will win. Which country should we steal oil from now????

there are plenty of us out here smart enough to know that kerry and bush are both fucking worthless

it was a stupid fucking post.

it actually proved my point

Two points maybe.

All of those things refference a fact or an event about John Kerry.
If I would have posted a thread that said, "Bush sucks" or "Bush is worst president ever" there would have been 20 replies in the first 10 minutes minumum with people people saying hell yes!

Points

1: People dont actually have any facts about the candidates. Either they dont educate themselves or their information is censored.

And / Or

2: People who hate bush, dont support Kerry.
This will be big come election time. There are two different catagories of people that are not supporting Bush.

"Bush Haters" and "Kerry supporters"

well at least you're not helping yourself out by throwing some intelligence into this

:1orglaugh

Please elaborate.:)

I guess your returning the favor.