booty calls
 

kinda weak, but what can you do?

shiny disco balls.

urges must be tended to now and then

"IF" you're changing your mind and want to call a pro
lmk i know a fool proof way to get the best one they have guranteed !
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you know yourself better than anyone, its up to you to judge yourself, fuck what others think.

as thou will shall be the whole of the law.

i FIRMLY live by that.

AS THOU WILL

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fuck you christian hypocrit.

did you go to Church last Sunday and you plan on going this Sunday?

funny shit.

next time you toss a buck into the "FUCK A CHILD" fund, tell them you run adult webmaster sites.

amusing

put the crack pipe down bro, last time i went to church was years ago, not that it's any of your business.

it is, especially since i'm married and don't NEED their services.

Fletch trying to read between the lines funny stuff.
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Booty calls make the world go around. A single guy needs at least a few of them in his book for emergencies. :Graucho