I can't get a decent lunch buffet at any strip clubs.
 

I know it is free and all but can't they make it less spicey. It as if they add the spices so that we won't notice the food is not fresh...

you want decent food you gots to pay up...

Thats exactly why!
Same reason mexican food and indian food is so spicey - they didn't have the best meat or refridgeration back in the day so they used spices to cover up the "going bad" flavor

They want you to drink more:drinkup

How can you complain if its free? :helpme

You are not forced to eat them. They give it out free, what else do you expect?

I'm amazed someone would actually eat food that was served in a strip club. Food preparation/sanitization and strippers/diseases don't seem like two things that should share space. :(

Seriously.. do you live next door to a strip club or something?

Maybe the girls wear hairnets and plastic gloves and prepare the food... wouldn't that be a lovely vision :1orglaugh

like hot cafeteria chicks or something

once you introduce the word "buffet" you know why it sucks ass

:2 cents:

most free food for clubs is extra salty or hot , when I was a kid I worked as a barboy at a night club. On free pizza night , they would have me cover the pizza with hot sauce, turn up the heat in the middle of the summer. lol To me pussy and food are very seperate items and shouldnt be served in the same room. lol

The food in the high class gentleman's clubs here in NY is top notch.

ummm no thanks.

hey, look, another Alex from Montreal post about strippers or strip clubs.

dude, you are aware these girls wouldn't give you a second look if you weren't stuffing your weekly income in their g-string, right?

Enjoy the stripclub and go to a damn hometown buffet :Graucho

If you need food, you go to a strip club?

But it cost me $2-$5 for the bouncer and/or entrance fee(s) plus another $4-$6 for the beer. I think for $10.00 I have the right to complain about the free buffet, no!

I actually live within 10 minutes of walking distance to about a dozen strip clubs.:)

Nah some of these strippers appreciates my company, some even give me free lap dances and are worried when I don't show up for a few days...

Glad I don't live that close to any.

That would be bad.

:glugglug

This guy is addicted to strip clubs as we are addicted to GFY.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're the man

Next time complain to the doorman :thumbsup

I was just going to say this, the last 3-4 threads started by Alex all related to strip clubs!

WG

Don't expect anything fresh in a strip club,
chances are, they're not fresh at all.

TGP owners give away lots of "free" pussy too :1orglaugh

No shit. I know a guy that had a habit of ordering chicken wings at a local strip club. Even the waitress looked at him funny when he ordered food. NO ONE else was eating. Just him.

It just seemed wrong, like you were breaking some ancient unwritten rule.

:throwup

Then why do they serve food if they don't expect us to order? Seems like a waiste of space setting up a kitchen and all so no one would eat anything!

if you want good food you have to pay more :321GFY

You would think not..but, there are exceptions

If anyone has been to SUGAR"S in Austin, Tx you know that damn good meals and strippers go together quite well. I worked in this bar and they served the best lunches in town. This was mainly a white collar bar and the girls had nothing to do with food prep. They had a full service kitchen and wait staff. The lunches were to die for. Steaks every day of the week! This place had a waiting line at lunch everyday. No buffets ..just good fucking meals :thumbsup

I used to work as a waitress at Supersexe and the food was alright.I know that when the strippers wanted to eat they where not allowed to touch anything the cafeteria staff would fix the plate for them...I did saw a girl take off the nape from a table once to go do her erotic dance...And she actually threw it back on the table after...ugh