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EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:16 AM

Fat fucks and their theroys
 
For example

Fat fucks will say a muscle shirt is gay

Briefs are gay

Boxer Briefs are 80's

Women like meat on a man (they do but not where you got it fatzzo)

They are not fat because they eat they are fat because their metabolism

Im sick and tired of their bullshit, go on a fuckin diet and run a little.

Add your own

DarkJedi 05-05-2004 08:18 AM

:1orglaugh

Corleone 05-05-2004 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz

Women like meat on a man (they do but not where you got it fatzzo)

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-05-2004 08:18 AM

just to be a smart ass i have no "theroys" I only have theorys and they dont include why people are in the shape they are.. i look a little deeper and accept people for being themselves..not what they are on the outside:2 cents:

Bigfuck 05-05-2004 08:18 AM

I'm fat:321GFY

dropped9 05-05-2004 08:20 AM

Someone has some built up anger in them today.

EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:20 AM

just to be clear on one thing, i have nothing against anyone because of looks its because of what they say

Why do some fatties have to turn every good looking in shape guy into a fag?

Thats all

now go back to work or eat

EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Someone has some built up anger in them today.
Instead of paying 1.99 a minute to call the vent line im doing it here

AWC 05-05-2004 08:21 AM

"theroys"... "theorys"...

wtf

how about: theories

badmrfrosty 05-05-2004 08:21 AM

Are you homophobic?

BMF

dropped9 05-05-2004 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Instead of oaying 1.99 a minute to call the vent line im doing it here

Thats what gfy is for!!!!!!! :thumbsup

quiet 05-05-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
now go back to work or eat
:1orglaugh

Goose 05-05-2004 08:22 AM

I agree with you, they're just envy

Juicy D. Links 05-05-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
just to be clear on one thing, i have nothing against anyone because of looks its because of what they say

Why do some fatties have to turn every good looking in shape guy into a fag?

Thats all

now go back to work or eat

I agree, a good looking virile male such as myself cant go anywhere without getting dirty looks from other guys.

Is it my fault I am so damn good looking? Was it my chose when god was passing the good looks around?

Its like a 24/7 job sometimes being so damn good looking

:(

EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
"theroys"... "theorys"...

wtf

how about: theories

someone mentioned this already

great I cant spell and I really dont care about spelling.

next case

sweandy 05-05-2004 08:23 AM

:1orglaugh

dropped9 05-05-2004 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I agree, a good looking virile male such as myself cant go anywhere without getting dirty looks from other guys.

Is it my fault I am so damn good looking? Was it my chose when god was passing the good looks around?

Its like a 24/7 job sometimes being so damn good looking

:(


I hear ya brother.

EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmrfrosty
Are you homophobic?

BMF

are you a fat ignorant fuckface, that cant handel yourself or the truth?

now please tell me you model part time please I need somethin to cheer me up today

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-05-2004 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWC
"theroys"... "theorys"...

wtf

how about: theories

doh.. wtf is right :1orglaugh

dropped9 05-05-2004 08:25 AM

Escortbiz... If you really need to chill and pick up some hotties I can lend you my car.. Works like a charm...

<img src="http://www.largebreastnetwork.com/gfy/headlessjeep.jpg">

eroswebmaster 05-05-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goose
I agree with you, they're just envy
Yeah we're just "envy."

However I will say this..I'm fat anyone who has ever seen my pics or met me in person can vouch for that...but there are a lot of gay looking muscle bound guys...and it has nothing to do with my issues.:1orglaugh

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-05-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
just to be clear on one thing, i have nothing against anyone because of looks its because of what they say

Why do some fatties have to turn every good looking in shape guy into a fag?

Thats all

now go back to work or eat

these "theories" are probably the same as the ones all goodlooking skinny people say about overwieght people.. it all makes the world go 'round :2 cents:

Bigfuck 05-05-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Escortbiz... If you really need to chill and pick up some hotties I can lend you my car.. Works like a charm...

<img src="http://www.largebreastnetwork.com/gfy/headlessjeep.jpg">

hmm I'm to fat for that car:1orglaugh

Gman.357 05-05-2004 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
For example

Fat fucks will say a muscle shirt is gay

Briefs are gay

Boxer Briefs are 80's

Women like meat on a man (they do but not where you got it fatzzo)


Strange. I've never heard a fat person say any of those things. But I have heard women say them.

:)

eroswebmaster 05-05-2004 08:28 AM

ever watch muscle bound guys dance?:1orglaugh

passes metrosexual and straight on to homosexual.

Juicy D. Links 05-05-2004 08:28 AM

FYI:

I am not gay.

I am heterosexual from the start.

Thank You

JL

Tala 05-05-2004 08:29 AM

I'm fat. It's my own damn fault. I'm built to carry a lot of weight, large bone structure, etc., but I didn't have to put it there. It's there now, though. I'm working on losing it.

But I agree with Betty. There's more to me than my fat. There's more to me than the red hair, height, eye color, etc. There's a mind full of intellect and humor and, to be completely cliche, "She's got a nice personality."

EscortBiz, I agree. I'm not fond of fat people who say, "I can't help it" and then bag on those who are in shape. It's jealousy, plain and simple.

Fuck yes, I'm jealous as hell. But if wishes were horses, dreamers would ride.

So here's the end of my rambling: Those of us who are fat need to stop making excuses and get up off our asses. Put the blame where it belongs, (YOU), and do something about it or shut the fuck up.

Those of you who look down on the fat people of the world, remember: It coulda been you. There's more to us than what you see. Look deeper.

I'm a shutup now.

EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gman.357
Strange. I've never heard a fat person say any of those things. But I have heard women say them.

:)

I didnt say fat MEN I sat Fat people

Fat women who cant get hot men say it yes, they also say looks dont matter and we know why

badmrfrosty 05-05-2004 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
are you a fat ignorant fuckface, that cant handel yourself or the truth?

now please tell me you model part time please I need somethin to cheer me up today

Answer recieved loud and clear.

BMF

EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by badmrfrosty
Answer recieved loud and clear.

BMF

no need to have beef with me we went to school together andy / drew lol

by the way happy early bday

Goose 05-05-2004 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Yeah we're just "envy."

However I will say this..I'm fat anyone who has ever seen my pics or met me in person can vouch for that...but there are a lot of gay looking muscle bound guys...and it has nothing to do with my issues.:1orglaugh

I also agree with you, I know a lot of those slimey muscle boys, sneaking around at the beach hoping a girl stoops to them and take 'em home with her...
btw. I'm also quite fat, so welcome ;)

PhotoGreggXXX 05-05-2004 08:36 AM

Damn you Escort Biz...I've been 135lbs all my life...up to 140 now...off to fuck off some weight and it's all your fault!!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 05-05-2004 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX
Damn you Escort Biz...I've been 135lbs all my life...up to 140 now...off to fuck off some weight and it's all your fault!!
you must be a petite guy :glugglug

EscortBiz 05-05-2004 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX
Damn you Escort Biz...I've been 135lbs all my life...up to 140 now...off to fuck off some weight and it's all your fault!!
lol gregggggg

Materialist 05-05-2004 08:46 AM

"I'd rather be fat than ugly."

Doesn't change the fact you are still fat!

Tania 05-05-2004 08:52 AM

i'm not so fat but stil i have to go in diet cuse(i'm small i have 1.55 and 50 kg so i thinck i'm litle fat) :(

devilspost 05-05-2004 09:02 AM

http://dirphys.harvard.edu/Humour/Ca...%20230lbs.jpeg

Sometimes it is genetic

Gman.357 05-05-2004 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I didnt say fat MEN I sat Fat people

Fat women who cant get hot men say it yes, they also say looks dont matter and we know why

I didn't say fat MEN either, and these women happened not to be overweight. But whatever, makes no difference to me actually.

:glugglug

Jakke PNG 05-05-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
are you a fat ignorant fuckface, that cant handel yourself or the truth?

I am fat ignorant fuckface. I have no beef with people who are in shape, unless they feel the urge to tell me to get into shape. Fuck them. I don't have time to spend hours in a day at a gym. Why would I? I'm healthy, I'm happy and I get laid.

But, in theory I agree with you. Bad excuses and attacks on something you aren't is stupid. Just like poor people flaming rich guys.

Major (Tom) 05-05-2004 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by devilspost
http://dirphys.harvard.edu/Humour/Ca...%20230lbs.jpeg

Sometimes it is genetic

Holy Fuck, what is that??
ds

Lee 05-05-2004 09:18 AM

As a now overweight webmaster I only really have one theory.

If I sewed my mouth up and left room for a straw to suck up soup I know I wouldnt be a fat fuck.

demented 05-05-2004 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I agree, a good looking virile male such as myself cant go anywhere without getting dirty looks from other guys.

Is it my fault I am so damn good looking? Was it my chose when god was passing the good looks around?

Its like a 24/7 job sometimes being so damn good looking

:(

My wife called me juicyyyyy lastnight :(

bizmak 05-05-2004 09:31 AM

nice pic devilspost. EscortBiz you can be fat if you want, there is no problem :1orglaugh, but i think you dont like that

TheFrog 05-05-2004 09:33 AM

yup, fat people who bitch piss me off

ldinternet 05-05-2004 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by devilspost
http://dirphys.harvard.edu/Humour/Ca...%20230lbs.jpeg
Shit is fucked up, as a fully grown adult male that child weighs more than me.

I wonder if she's still alive...

Corleone 05-05-2004 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by devilspost
http://dirphys.harvard.edu/Humour/Ca...%20230lbs.jpeg

Sometimes it is genetic

:( :( poor girl...

C-Bass 05-05-2004 09:39 AM

poor girl....how da hell does she get arround?

ldinternet 05-05-2004 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Spotter_03
poor girl....how da hell does she get arround?
Probably gets pushed around in a wheelchair, as I can't imagine a 5 year old being able to control or use an electric wheelchair properly.

Jer 05-05-2004 09:49 AM

I'm skinny.

Gabriel 05-05-2004 09:50 AM

I dont hate on mesomorphs.

I will goof on ectomorphs though.

I guess I'm just a bully endomorph.


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