How I start my day - SoBe Style
 

First I get up and my cat is crying to feed her. She is so cute biting my nose to wake me up. Then I get a little back rub from my girlfriend but she has to take off rather quickly to get to work. She is an artist.

Then I place some cut up mango and payaya in a bowl with some sour cream and a nice glass of coconut milk. I turn on my computer and read my emails looking the new orders that I have received while I slept. I love that. Making money while I sleep :-)

Turn on my ICQ and answer all the messages that I got overnight. Most of them are from potential customers needing information on content deliver and/ or video edting services. I Turn on NPR on the radio and listen to how upset the world is becuase we peed on some Iraqi prisoners.. oh gosh..

Then I decide wether to go to the steam room for a few hours to work on my lungs or to take a walk to the bank to deal with some business. The dog is bugging me to take him out for a walk so I think I will just walk to the bank and kill two birds with one walk ;-)

Later I will check out all the NUMEROUS threads with the word SOBE in them. I am so popular here I always feel the love. I get more laughs reading things all the other jelous content providers and sigwhores say about me than I get watching George Carlin make funny animal faces.

Hopefully this afternoon my girlfriend will call me to go out on the boat but I really do have to get some work done today. What is your day like?

Hounding you on GFY because you are a spamming fucktard :glugglug

i was hoping your day would start by playing russian roulette with a clip loading firearm

And you feel the general population actually gives 2 shits?

My cat does the samething but he likes to eat at 6am.

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that takes up most of the day

Let another GFY post about how great their life is.

If you feel you need to make a post like this, I suggest you get therapy. If you feel you must post something like this, it is obivious you suffer from low self-esteem and must get approval on your life from others. You have deep down issues that need to be resolved because you can't just enjoy life without saying your life is great.

nice start for one day SoBeGirl. best whishes :thumbsup

cool start, respect...

People with <1000 posts: Hey nice start bla...
People with >1000 posts: Fu**ing spammer...


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See what I mean. GFY is always good for some laughts..

I like the guy that says I should play russian roulet with a loaded gun with a clip in it.

By definition you have to use a revolver to play that game... duh.

Now after I got back from my walk I stopped into the local massage shcool and guess what I found out? I can get a massage for $15 bucks from some student that is still getting his/her license. So I made an appt for one at 3.45.

And finally I spoke to my girl in ARgentina. I miss her so much but that place is so far away and she does not want to live here. At least now she does not want to. She says she does not like the American people. They are all back stabbing selfish scammers she says. Hmmm, you would never come to that conclusion by looking at this board now would you? hehe..

What should I do to convince her to come back to me?

maybe with a sub machine gun

wow





Listening to:


Too Short


Choose Tonight

I prefer 50 cent :-) and I still love Snoop Dog..

And for the last time.. you need a revolver to play russian roulette.

maybe a tommy gun will work but where the heck can you get one of those?

You wake up and watch PORN movies?

SoBe, you forgot to collect your trophy...

http://www.girlthing.tv/gfy/dickhead.gif

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I thought you said you already have a girlfriend who is an artist? You are with her just to pass the time until your Argentinian chick comes back?

Thanks for the award IceB. It is an honor and a pleasure but the award really should go to you. Thanks very much :-)

Watch porn movies... I get high on my own supply all the time...

how many of you do watch porn?

I didn't give you the award... dunefield did you stupid fuck
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where is my thanks... :(

Is this really you?

http://www.hardcorebox.com/miami-cyb.../dscn7170.html

lol whats that?

:Buck:

Who gives a fuck.

I get wacked in the face by an overgrown spoiled rotten afghan hound

and than Sobe wake up from his dream, to find himself in a cartoon box with a 286 computer....

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Hmm i don't give care how do you start your day

:1orglaugh That would be sad. Im sure some stupid teenagers in wisconsin or something have tried it before.

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