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xNetworx 05-03-2004 06:01 PM

"Life is Hell" being the world's tallest man (PIC)
 
PIC and Story Here

RP Fade 05-03-2004 06:02 PM

Damn..that's 8+ feet

ldinternet 05-03-2004 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RP Fade
Damn..that's 8+ feet
Same length as my cock, AFTER the cock size reduction surgery. :glugglug

I wonder if that guy is hung? It would make for some interesting porn flicks...

KMR Stitch 05-03-2004 06:08 PM

shorty

NickPapageorgio 05-03-2004 06:08 PM

I wonder if it is possible to have the reverse effect? Like the problem he has in his brain that makes him keep growing, is it possible that there is a reverse gear and you could shrink away to nothing. lmao...be like that incredible shrinking woman movie with lily tomlin.

"Galaxy glue... galaxy glue... what would we do without galaxy glue?"

boardersweetie 05-03-2004 06:10 PM

his legs look photoshopped in that pic

Lane 05-03-2004 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
his legs look photoshopped in that pic
i noticed that too, wtf is his feet standing on?

bcooter 05-03-2004 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NickPapageorgio
I wonder if it is possible to have the reverse effect? Like the problem he has in his brain that makes him keep growing, is it possible that there is a reverse gear and you could shrink away to nothing. lmao...be like that incredible shrinking woman movie with lily tomlin.

"Galaxy glue... galaxy glue... what would we do without galaxy glue?"


not possible. Gigantisism is caused by the thyroid producing too much growth hormone, if your body doesnt produce enough, then you will be a midget. if you dont produce any, you would be a miscarriage. so no, you cant shrink.

Illicit 05-03-2004 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
i noticed that too, wtf is his feet standing on?

yeah those feet look pretty strange to me !

EviLGuY 05-03-2004 08:50 PM

makes sense.. everything is built to fit the majority of people.. and most people are between like 4.5 feet and 6.5 feet

sicone 05-03-2004 08:53 PM

How did the NBA miss this one?

wdsguy 05-03-2004 09:00 PM

this is pretty sad

kemp 05-03-2004 10:26 PM

2.71 centimeters? Geeze, that was a tall fucker - about an inch!
Quote:

If his condition is not treated he is likely to become the tallest man in recorded history, beating Robert Pershing Wadlow, from Illinois, who was 2.71 centimetres by the time he died in 1940 at the age of 22
Gee the record holder is tall - 2.71 centimeters? What's that an inch? :P

PetMyKitty 05-03-2004 10:50 PM

it looks like he's swinging on the fence.. he's grabbing both sides and then lifting himself up a bit to swing back and forth.

that's what it looks like.

basschick 05-03-2004 10:51 PM

poor guy :-(

my fiance feels bad 'cause he's 6'7" - i'll have to show him this article.

Arousal Design 05-03-2004 10:59 PM

He needs to wake up and take his act on the road.

He'd get rich, he could afford to remove the tumor and probably find a nice (golddiggng?)wife who loves tall men(and money).

reynold 05-03-2004 11:08 PM

Being tall is not always fun. He is the best example of it!

Tania 05-03-2004 11:29 PM

poor guy this 's so sad :(

Oh Sheila 05-03-2004 11:29 PM

:1orglaugh that sux

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 05-03-2004 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
How did the NBA miss this one?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh




but abotu the photoshop comments.... i thought the same

Semi-Retired-Dave 05-03-2004 11:30 PM

Shoot him with some midgets, that would be a cool niche. Then he can make some money with his height.

PersianKitty 05-03-2004 11:31 PM

Glad I don't have to buy him shoes.

SleazyDream 05-03-2004 11:38 PM

poor guy

Firehorse 05-04-2004 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
How did the NBA miss this one?
I think they may contact him after this story. :Graucho

Firehorse 05-04-2004 09:30 AM

It sounds like he has a fairly sad and lonely life. :(

Corleone 05-04-2004 09:30 AM

poor guy :(

Goose 05-04-2004 09:32 AM

poor guy...the pic almost looks like a fake...

okny 05-04-2004 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sicone
How did the NBA miss this one?
His legs look a bit fucked up i doubt he would be albe to play any ball :1orglaugh

hova 05-04-2004 09:45 AM

Damn, it must suck to live like that

DarkJedi 05-04-2004 09:49 AM

damn, sucks to be him

Lucy 05-04-2004 09:58 AM

It has to be pretty hard, poor guy:helpme

C-Bass 05-04-2004 10:01 AM

poor dude...


can you imigine if he tripped?

Martin 05-04-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arousal Design
He needs to wake up and take his act on the road.

He'd get rich, he could afford to remove the tumor and probably find a nice (golddiggng?)wife who loves tall men(and money).

First thing I thought.

JDog 05-04-2004 10:03 AM

That's gotta suck to be him! Poor guy!

jDoG

TheFrog 05-04-2004 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
his legs look photoshopped in that pic
yep, they look really wierd

Lykos 05-04-2004 10:35 AM

I am felling sorry for him:(

gangbangjoe 05-04-2004 10:42 AM

Quote:

his legs look photoshopped in that pic

yes they do

bufferover 05-04-2004 10:47 AM

Poor soul that's must realy hurts

Vitasoy 05-04-2004 11:08 AM

Poor dude. I feel for him. :(

E.Kant 05-04-2004 11:26 AM

I think he would be a good bouncer .. or a boxer .. he would knock out two klitschkos at once .. :)

born4porn 05-04-2004 11:27 AM

that's pretty sad :(

E.Kant 05-04-2004 11:32 AM

but it is sad ... :(

zzgundamnzz 05-04-2004 11:34 AM

The sad thing about those 8 + ft giants is that they all have a genetic defect that shortens their life :(

serious 05-04-2004 11:43 AM

it looks like hes holding himself up on that fence a bit in the pic

he should embrace his height instead of being ashamed of it and try to make some $$ while he can to get himself fixed up.

D-Money 05-04-2004 11:44 AM

Well, he'd be good int he NBA even if he can't run or walk for that matter.

All he'd have to do is stand near the basket and block shots. Then he could walk to the other end and catch passes above everyones heads and place it gently in the hoop. His field goal percentage would be 100% and he'd set a record for blocked shots. He could probably block 50 shots a game and keep opponents to only a few baskets.

shageman 05-04-2004 12:38 PM

Nba would never take him, still needs speed, cant baby sit a basket, plus he cant sit in the key, thats why they have tryouts, yao ming was almost not taken cause of how skinny he was, but again they took him cause he could shoot and block

bizmak 05-04-2004 02:06 PM

Yao Ming's cousin

cayne 05-04-2004 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Same length as my cock, AFTER the cock size reduction surgery. :glugglug
LIAR!!! :)


but this guy is really BIG. damn.

Rich 05-04-2004 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kemp
2.71 centimeters? Geeze, that was a tall fucker - about an inch!

Gee the record holder is tall - 2.71 centimeters? What's that an inch? :P

?

It says 2.71 metres.

Rich 05-04-2004 02:20 PM

That's a sad story


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